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Have you ever eaten so much you injured yourself?

Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:19 am
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:19 am
I made this soup from roasted potatoes, leeks, Sam's rotisserie chicken, and cheddar cheese that was so damn delicious I couldn't stop eating. That was about ten nights ago, and my stomach and/or intestines have been killing me ever since.

Is it possible I ripped something?

I'm laughing to keep from doubling over in pain.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Sam's rotisserie chicken
Those things are from the Jurassic period, but they are delicious.
Posted by Chicken
Jackassistan
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:20 am to
Rex, you may need a coffee enema
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:20 am to
Do meat sweats count?
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:21 am to
Did you accidentally swallow a chicken bone?
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:21 am to
HE ATE THE BONE!
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:21 am to
Are you regular?
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:23 am to
I ate so much one time that I became severely constipated...My stomach hurt for a few days. Took a laxative and felt like I was in the scene in Dumb and Dumber
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Rex, you may need a coffee enema



Posted by Rex
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:24 am to
Yes, I've been regular, and I see nothing out of the ordinary there.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:42 am to
One time (for about 38 years), I ate too much candy and lost a foot to diabetes. Does that count?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:43 am to
quote:

One time (for about 38 years), I ate too much candy and lost a foot to diabetes. Does that count?




Debbie Downer
Posted by TCUgrad03
Dallas
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:53 am to
Can't say that I have
Posted by pooponsaban
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
13494 posts
Posted on 9/5/13 at 9:59 am to
Every time I eat a few too many sugar alcohols I injure myself. I'm sucking on my third sugar free lifesaver right now. I know 4 will trigger the explosion...will soon find out about 3.
This post was edited on 9/5/13 at 10:00 am
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:08 am to
I don't follow.
Posted by StripedEye Tiger
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:51 am to
Almost every time I hit an indi an buffet I come out hurting, the thanksgiving me al type hurting. Usually have to go lay on the couch for while.... Piggish but Hohn so good. I love indian
Posted by StripedEye Tiger
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 9/5/13 at 10:53 am to
Poopsonsbn is right, and appropriately so. Those sugar free Candice. S give me the juicy squirts ever time. I go for the brachs sugar free turtles, father four I feel the gurgling. So why quit, might as well finis h the bag of eit.
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