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Endless Shrimp back at Red Lobster, $15.99
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:03 pm
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:03 pm
Am I the only one that looks forward to this?
inb4:yes, you are
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Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:12 pm to LSU Piston
walt
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:12 pm to LSU Piston
Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to frick off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:14 pm to LSU Piston
I've been toting a $50 Red Lobster gift card around wife Christmas. Walt will be here soon....
Walt:
Email me at 4lsu2td@gmail.com and I will send it to you. I damn sure won't use it.
Walt:
Email me at 4lsu2td@gmail.com and I will send it to you. I damn sure won't use it.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:15 pm to LSU Piston
Why don't you just fry your own shrimp?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:15 pm to LSU Piston
One chain I've never tried. You'd think I would have by now, but nope.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:27 pm to Gaston
I've never had it, but I actually go to Joe's sometimes as no one else has king crab and dungeness crab, and really you can't do crab wrong.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:30 pm to danman6336
quote:
Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to frick off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations
a lot of effort for such an unfunny post. Maybe next time, slugger.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 5:32 pm to Napoleon
If you can't enjoy endless biscuits and the 3 or 4 kinds of shrimp they throw out there for 15 bucks, you've gone off the snobbery deep end.
I get my money's worth out of it, I may feel bad for days, but I get the better end of endless shrimp.
Avoid the shrimp alfredo and whatever the new shrimp is unless it's grilled. Usually that's how they get you full. Scampi, the skewered shrimp, a few orders of the fried. Go ahead and embarrass yourself.
I get my money's worth out of it, I may feel bad for days, but I get the better end of endless shrimp.
Avoid the shrimp alfredo and whatever the new shrimp is unless it's grilled. Usually that's how they get you full. Scampi, the skewered shrimp, a few orders of the fried. Go ahead and embarrass yourself.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:04 pm to Sus-Scrofa
quote:
If you can't enjoy endless biscuits and the 3 or 4 kinds of shrimp they throw out there for 15 bucks, you've gone off the snobbery deep end.
I agree with this. The shrimp isn't bad.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:07 pm to 4LSU2
quote:
I've been toting a $50 Red Lobster gift card around wife Christmas.
quote:
I will send it to you. I damn sure won't use it.
you have my number!!
i love red lobster
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:08 pm to Sus-Scrofa
It's the same 16-20s that most other places use. I know a lot of people expect fresh shrimp and would be surprised how most places use quick frozen unpeeled. actually Joe's used a higher quality 16/20 than Copeland's and a lot of people say good things about Copeland's shrimp (Same as NOLA hamburger and seafood.)
Though I am personally a chain snob and in a city known for seafood, won't eat at a national chain.
Though I am personally a chain snob and in a city known for seafood, won't eat at a national chain.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:08 pm to LSU Piston
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Red Lobster
You can't be serious?
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:12 pm to KingRanch
quote:
you have my number!!
Ok. I will sell it to you for $45.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:37 pm to 4LSU2
25
Posted on 8/17/13 at 6:43 pm to KingRanch
$25.51 And a weeks use of my AARP Card.. 
Posted on 8/17/13 at 9:25 pm to LSU Piston
This damn thread made me go get a dozen Cheddar Bay Biscuits....best $3.99 I've spent all day.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 9:45 pm to BunkieWrench
For Arkansas people this is eating high style.
Posted on 8/17/13 at 9:55 pm to LSU Piston
Me and walt went last night, it was lovely.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:42 am to danman6336
quote:were they pissed when you removed your shoes and socks so you could get an accurate count?
he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another)
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