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Asparagus... why do you taste so good yet smell so bad?

Posted on 11/4/17 at 8:32 pm
Posted by BogeyGolf
Minot
Member since Nov 2016
974 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 8:32 pm
The first piss... what is going on with this stuff?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18726 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 9:32 pm to
I bet that has scared some new asparagus eaters over the years.

It doesn’t do it to all people. Sort of like how cilantro tastes like soap to some people.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14157 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 9:47 pm to

Asparagus contains a specific acid called "asparagustic acid" - really - why didn't they get original or something. you may better know it as 1,2-dithiolane-4-carboxylic acid with the chemical formula - C4H6O2S2 (4 carbons, 6 hydrogens, 2 oxygens and 2 sulfur atoms.

The sulfur in the acid is where the problems com from. The body quickly converts the acid into several sulfur containing compounds that are similar to the odor of garlic or skunk spray. I looked them up to be sure. They include dimethyl sulfide, dimethyl disulfide, dimethyl sulfoxide and dimethyl sulfone. All of these sulfur containing compounds

1 - smell bad

2 - are highly volatile, come right out of your urine and straight up to your nose.

They are also similar to the volatile organics they put into natural gas to make it have such a distinctive smell.



Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 9:50 pm to
I have no problem with stinky piss..... Neither does my wife..... We must have superior genes.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 10:11 pm to
Smells like shite, taste like shite.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26440 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 10:30 pm to
Olive Oil, S&P, and a hot grill. Delicious.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2511 posts
Posted on 11/4/17 at 11:45 pm to
I also do not suffer from the asparagus stinky piss.....good stuff
Posted by Treacherous Cretin
Columbus, OH
Member since Jan 2016
1503 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 12:03 am to
quote:

Olive Oil, S&P, and a hot grill. Delicious.


And some fresh squeezed lemon juice. A little garlic doesn't hurt. Neither does grated Parmesan.

And I like the smell of my asparagus pee.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 9:38 am to
quote:

I also do not suffer from the asparagus stinky piss.....good stuff

It's far more likely that you and your wife just can't smell it, but your pee farts still let the rest of us know when you've had asparagus.

"Overall, scientists now conclude that most of the difference is in perception—that is, if your urine doesn’t seem to smell any differently after you eat asparagus, it’s likely that you simply can’t perceive the sulfurous compounds’ foul odor, but there’s a small chance it’s because your body digests asparagus in a way that reduces the concentration of these chemicals in your urine."
This post was edited on 11/5/17 at 9:46 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97614 posts
Posted on 11/5/17 at 9:44 am to
I eat asparagus just to smell my pee
Posted by BogeyGolf
Minot
Member since Nov 2016
974 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

I eat asparagus just to smell my pee

I did it again, tonight. Badass asparagus grilled with S&P, olive oil... topped with parm cheese and balsamic. Fricking to die for...

And then I pee... could rip the paint off the walls... I'm going to try to learn to like the smell as you do. An acquired taste.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:27 pm to
I like the smell of my asparagus pee.
Posted by BogeyGolf
Minot
Member since Nov 2016
974 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:31 pm to
Disgusting dude.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 10:33 pm to
Perhaps your asparagus pee is just not as pleasant as my asparagus pee.
Posted by Treacherous Cretin
Columbus, OH
Member since Jan 2016
1503 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 4:22 am to
Don't care. Had asparagus.
Posted by bdevill
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2008
11804 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 6:52 am to

Or sautéed in a pan for 7 minutes with olive oil, garlic and red pepper flakes.. and salt and pepper.

Easiest vegetable in the world to cook.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4478 posts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 11:43 am to
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