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Crest Introduces New more socially conscious Tooth Blackening Paste

Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:36 am
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146546 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:36 am


click the icon for the link

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118665 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:39 am to
quote:

Procter & Gamble is making similar changes across its hundreds of brands, with Tide now promising to make your whites blacker and Mr. Clean being removed from packages for looking too much like a skinhead.


This actually believable.

Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41644 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:40 am to
With all the crazy in this country, it's a good time for the Bee.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146546 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:44 am to
I am thinking they get their ideas from the bee. Loreal did stop using the word whitening for their whitening creams.

Toothpaste is racist.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18847 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:45 am to
endorsed by the Cavity Creeps
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112410 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:47 am to
Interesting factoid.
In the middle ages in Europe only the rich had access to sugary food and so they developed blacked teeth from decay.
Poor people tried to artificially blacken their teeth in order to look more upper class.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26774 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:49 am to
not a Babylonbee.... Memphis breweries have ganged up and decided they are making a black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.

as someone who loves dark beers and stouts, I'm happy... but I am curious if they thought about their target audience.

also, when you look at the employees of these breweries, it appears the only positions a black can hold in Memphis is broom pusher. these breweries ran the SJW flag up the pole early in the month, but it's just lip service.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18847 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:55 am to
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Memphis breweries have ganged up and decided they are making a black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.

as someone who loves dark beers and stouts, I'm happy...


You won't like it. It's a stout menthol.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94843 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 10:56 am to
Is this part of a co-promotion with Kools?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Mr. Clean being removed from packages for looking too much like a skinhead


I'm surprised the media have not yet tried to claim Mr. Clean is a white power symbol like Pepe.
Posted by westide
Bamala
Member since Sep 2014
2882 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:06 am to

They are changing this description in the Bible about Jesus.
His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; (Revelation 1:14).
Posted by MidWestGuy
Illinois
Member since Nov 2018
780 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:10 am to
How tone deaf! Where's the RAINBOW tooth paste? They must be (fill-in-the-blank)-phobic.
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27045 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:14 am to
quote:

black is beautiful stout to honor all the black beer drinkers.


Is it coming in 40's?
Posted by Question
Member since May 2020
227 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:14 am to
Babylon Bee is absolute gold. The headlines can stand alone by themselves but the articles are hilarious as well.

from the article
quote:

"Our new blackening toothpaste will remove up to 96% of toxic whiteness," said a company spokesperson. "Now, when you smile at someone at the grocery store and they see your completely black mouth, they'll know that you care about equality. Well, I mean, if you're not wearing a mask. Which would mean you don't care about equality and want grandma to die. Well, except if it's at a BLM protest, because then, having no mask is fine. Well, except..." This went on for a while.
This post was edited on 6/30/20 at 11:31 am
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27045 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 11:17 am to
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Babylon Bee is absolute gold.


What is so great about living in these times and being on a message board is you never know if it is the Bee or an actual "news" source...
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