Girls With Pet Snakes

Had a speckled kingsnake when I was a kid. Truth be told it was lame as frick for a pet after a while because he was an a-hole and bit me every time I opened his tank. The only thing I could do with him that was sort of fun was try to grab him without getting bit.

I eventually let him go in Jean Laffite since he was a native snake and in pretty sure he was wild caught anyway. I was working at the Audubon zoo when I had him.

I don’t really see a reason why I’d have one as an adult. Not sure why a grown woman would either. I’d assume she’d either have some kind of background in animals or just wanted the attention of being different.

trashy

Anyone, male or female is fricked in the head if they have or want a pet snake. A snake is not a pet!!!

The only snake my woman plays with is my trouser snake.

Usually means she'll swallow.

I could never relax and take a nap.