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CNN: GOV’T SHUTDOWN RISKS AN UNDETECTED ASTEROID STRIKE

Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:27 am
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
15656 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:27 am
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
39990 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:29 am to
Damn now we won't have time to all head into our spaceships and head for Planet X!
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33995 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:37 am to


They spotted this thing in October, after it had already passed us.

Oooops
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146574 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:38 am to
Trump said days ago he wasn't going to make it hurt for people like Obama did. Fannie Mae is still up. So they won't stop monitoring space or utilizing spy sats.

I am not sure if the AD military and retirees paychecks are still covered. If they don't get paid so some illegals can have a dream (which isn't due until March) before Americans; the democrats will cease to have any majority for a very long time.



Posted by doverstutts
Member since Jul 2017
1070 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 11:44 am to
These pathetic leftists need to be euthanized to end their suffering....there are many ways to die from stupidity,indirectly, but these pitiful bastards could actually die,directly, from having an IQ so low that their body shuts down...they get worse by the day...give them suicide pills or a shot or something
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8495 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:01 pm to
Cause if an asteroid were heading for earth we can totally do something about it... Armageddon was totally legit.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:03 pm to
Government shutdown is how we lost the dinosaurs
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:05 pm to
Polisi was right, it really is Armageddon!

We’re all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeee!!!!!
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:06 pm to
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Government shutdown is how we lost the dinosaurs


Now that is good stuff!
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20856 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:31 pm to
Just showed this to a friend who thinks it's 100% normal, responsible, and honest reporting. Feel like I am crazy. fricking asteroids. Really CNN?
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64599 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:38 pm to
Doomed because of Trumps.
Posted by Boatshoes
Member since Dec 2017
6775 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:42 pm to
Lots of asteroids out there traveling at warp 9. They can close the distance to earth in a matter of hours. Particularly if the Caliphate's Klingon allies redirect them with phaser blasts.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:49 pm to
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Cause if an asteroid were heading for earth we can totally do something about it... Armageddon was totally legit


Yep. If a substantial asteroid was headed our way the best our government could do is let us know we were about to die

I think these morons watch a bunch of Hollywood and think it's real. I also think they see movies where asteroids are gently floating by and think they would be easy to hit

But an asteroid heading towards Earth would be closing at amazing speeds and nuclear missiles aren't designed to hit moving targets much less hit moving targets still out in space
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:50 pm to
The sky is falling!!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:51 pm to
You win the internet today.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

You win the internet today.




It's been really hard to do with NN and all.
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