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Hey, tulanelsu
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:16 am
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:16 am
I Just think since theres probably a ton of otrs that want to know more about you. Do you talk like that in public, why don't you drive, are you living with "mother"?
BTW, I'm not a hater, I'm just fascinated with everything you post and stuff you say. I'm one of many that feel like we need more info on you.
For example, on a recent group of posts and replys,
You said you had to borrow mothers car to meet at sonic and that you were there to fight in a suit. Obviously you didn't go and neither did the other guy but saying you were in a suit blew my mind ,for weirdness. lol.
For others to answer, why do y'all say it's a schtick?
BTW, I'm not a hater, I'm just fascinated with everything you post and stuff you say. I'm one of many that feel like we need more info on you.
For example, on a recent group of posts and replys,
You said you had to borrow mothers car to meet at sonic and that you were there to fight in a suit. Obviously you didn't go and neither did the other guy but saying you were in a suit blew my mind ,for weirdness. lol.
For others to answer, why do y'all say it's a schtick?
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:19 am to Tigerpride18
Don’t be bashful, just ask him if you can suck his dick.
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:20 am to Tigerpride18
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:20 am to Tigerpride18
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why do y'all say it's a schtick?
Ever read Confederacy of Dunces? If so you would know whose persona he is imitating.
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:21 am to Tigerpride18
I can answer for him.
His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, TulaneLSU suggests you try it.
His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he’d make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, TulaneLSU suggests you try it.
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:28 am to Tigerpride18
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I'm one of many that feel like we need more info on you.
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:42 am to Tigerpride18
This is what I imagine Tulanelsu looks like
Posted on 2/21/20 at 6:50 am to Lithium
My dear Mobile ER Friend,
I walk at least 100 miles every week. I can assure you I am in peak physical condition. Don’t be fooled by easy mischaracterizations and caricatures. I am who I say I am, no imitations here.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
I walk at least 100 miles every week. I can assure you I am in peak physical condition. Don’t be fooled by easy mischaracterizations and caricatures. I am who I say I am, no imitations here.
Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:05 am to LSUballs
One difference: Ignatius was, for some reason, probably a combo of insecurity and his large intellect, cocksure and kind of sneering. This Tulane character seems a little more approachable and kind.
Also, does Tulane have a lady friend? A minx?
Also, does Tulane have a lady friend? A minx?
Posted on 2/21/20 at 8:11 am to LSUballs
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Ever read Confederacy of Dunces? If so you would know whose persona he is imitating.
Its central character, Ignatius J. Reilly, is an educated but slothful 30-year-old man living with his mother in the Uptown neighborhood of early-1960s New Orleans who, in his quest for employment, has various adventures with colorful French Quarter characters.
Checks out...
Posted on 2/21/20 at 9:48 am to TulaneLSU
That is a course of course a 1970 version
This post was edited on 2/21/20 at 9:49 am
Posted on 4/17/22 at 6:00 am to Tigerpride18
This would be a perfect day for TulaneLSU to return.
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