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I’m thankful for the D.E.N.N.I.S. system . . .

Posted on 11/24/21 at 8:27 pm
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
23306 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 8:27 pm
12 years ago this month, in 2009, the world was introduced to the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. Let’s raise a toast and be thankful this Holiday season for the man, the legend, that is Dennis Reynolds.













Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37271 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 8:40 pm to
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How is that not Paul Rudd?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 9:29 pm to
The greatest show ever. And the funniest lines didn't even make it into the show because they couldn't get through them without laughing.

These bloopers are some of the funniest shite I've ever seen. Skip to 1:49 for the rape police report from the anti social network:

LINK

Always Sunny Improv Bloopers
This post was edited on 11/24/21 at 9:47 pm
Posted by Miganey
Austin, Tx
Member since Feb 2013
3758 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 9:48 pm to
Iv got my magnum condoms, Iv got my wad of hundreds, I’m readddyyy to plow
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/24/21 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 11/24/21 at 10:36 pm to


This episode was fricking hysterical.
Posted by TTB
LA to L.A.
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 11/25/21 at 12:02 am to
Posted by Cenlabration
The Ville of Pine
Member since Apr 2021
1228 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 2:31 am to
One of the best episodes of the best show ever.
What also makes it great is that Glen Howerton married the pharmacist chick Caylee IRL (Jill Latiano). Still married today. The D.E.N.N.I.S system end game.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
48309 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 6:55 am to
I for one am just relieved to see Chris Rainey put his abusive talents to constructive use
Posted by T Rich3
Dedham, Massachusetts
Member since Oct 2011
1660 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 8:27 am to




Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51994 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 8:35 am to
The pharmacist from that episode is is IRL wife.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26096 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 8:44 am to
always sunny bloopers on youtube are amazing
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59237 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 10:58 am to
Jon Snow used the DENNIS system as well

quote:

Step 1: D - DEMONSTRATE VALUE - It's clear the Jon has demonstrated his value ensuring Sir Davos snuck in the tidbit about "taking one in the heart" for his people. He used this as a springboard to initiate her curiosity to get his foot in the door. From there he played the noble "people's" king to make her moist.

Step 2: E - ENGAGE PHYSICALLY - see Jon's boat approach utilizing the implication. Once in the middle of nowhere, he knocks on her door. She has no choice but to give in. Tyrion (symbolic of Frank) recognizes this villainy as he creeps on her outside in the hallway. Jon is so advanced in his technique he had already started step 3 in NURTURING DEPENDENCE by intentionally being a dumbass so that she would lose a dragon.

Step 3: N - NURTURING DEPENDENCE - started in step 2. Jon weakens Danny's self confidence and resolve by plotting to have one of her dragons killed knowing it would be raised as a wight. His plan, shown in the finale, is to keep her close (read dependent) as they face the Night King.

Step 4: N - NEGLECT EMOTIONALLY - this is Jon's obvious next step in season 8. As the bodies start piling up, he will distance himself emotionally from her thereby making her more desperate for his approval.

Step 5: I - INSPIRE HOPE - just as they are on the door of defeat Jon will stand tall declaring hope for life and love locking his steely gaze into Dany's eyes. She'll be inspired to serve him, dedicated to defend him and unleash her dragons to win him over for good.

And finally Step 6: S - SEPARATE ENTIRELY - It's clear Jon will take the Iron Throne, dump her, and discard her emotionless dead heart to the wiles of the dothraki thus completing her character arc whose main purpose is to serve the wills of dominant men.

To Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros.



LINK



This post was edited on 11/25/21 at 11:00 am
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 11/25/21 at 11:28 am to

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39839 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 3:36 pm to
The girl in that episode is his wife in real life. So fine.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

This episode was fricking hysterical.

Dennis trying to calmly say "what the hell?" after Charlie stands to bow and Mac stands to salute the women on their group date

Charlie trying not to laugh in the full version of this scene when Dennis loses it "you have boyfriends? How did you not know..."

Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
23800 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 10:18 pm to
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The greatest show ever. And the funniest lines didn't even make it into the show because they couldn't get through them without laughing.


I've been in tears the last 45 min watching bloopers
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
48999 posts
Posted on 11/25/21 at 10:31 pm to
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