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re: Dog poop in yard

Posted on 11/22/21 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by Lazer Legz
South
Member since May 2020
297 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 12:50 pm to
How do you know it isn't from roving pitbulls from the hood 2 blocks from the GD?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47583 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Do I have any other options here??


Stop being a little bitch and get a dog.

Posted by otowntiger
O-Town
Member since Jan 2004
15707 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Free fertilizer. You should be grateful.

In actuality dog poop (as well as human poop) is not good fertilizer, at all. It is in fact a very significant source of surface water pollution.
Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
1540 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Staking out the yard, finding the owners that let this happen, follow them home and shite in their yard.

Why do people start threads like this when they already know the correct answer
Posted by PolarPop5
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2017
275 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 1:41 pm to
Update- Ring door bell on order. I am prepared to proceed with option 2 (shite in the preps yard)
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6845 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 1:54 pm to
That's sounds shitty. Option 3: move.

I've got 7 dogs and barely ever see any dog shite on my property. I do have about 6 acres for them to use though.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:00 pm to
Lifelong dog owner. Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days. Dependent on weather conditions of course.

Nobody lied to me and it’s not a belief. It’s just what happens. Ever had a dog?
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

I wouldn't be happy about landmines in my yard either if I was the OP.


Neither would I. He has every right to be pissed. That’s why I said to catch and yell at the perpetrator(which is exactly what OP did). Not much else you can do besides put signs in your yard and that kind of defeats the purpose.

Outside of that it does you no good to just stew over it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Ever had a dog?


On my 5th dog and dog shite doesnt just disappears after 2-3 days....
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6791 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

Lifelong dog owner. Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days.
I think your dogs were eating the poop if it was gone in 2-3 days.

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Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:18 pm to
Sometimes it would take a little longer if it didn’t rain. But on average it’s about 2-3 days. I’ve seen it a million times.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:26 pm to
quote:


Sometimes it would take a little longer if it didn’t rain. But on average it’s about 2-3 days.



Ok so now you're changing your story

quote:

I’ve seen it a million times.


You've seen dog shite disappear in 2-3 days a million times?

Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57514 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

. Embrace the fertilizer a
have you retards ever had a dog?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:30 pm to
quote:


Lifelong dog owner. Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days. Dependent on weather conditions of course.

Nobody lied to me and it’s not a belief. It’s just what happens. Ever had a dog?


Youre the only person in the world with a dog whose shite disappears after 2 days

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Youre the only person in the world with a dog whose shite disappears after 2 days



He's also the only person in the world that has seen it happen a million times
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:42 pm to
Not changing story. Did I say it always took 2.5 days? Or did I say usually? Hmmm.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Did I say it always took 2.5 days? Or did I say usually?


You didnt say usually...you specifically said....


quote:

Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days
This post was edited on 11/22/21 at 2:45 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81895 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Uhhh…..what?
It's trashy to do things in your front yard.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:46 pm to
I guess you’re unfamiliar with hyperbole. You’ve heard the phrase ”I’ve seen it a million times” before right? Surely you don’t think all those times it was actually a million?
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7400 posts
Posted on 11/22/21 at 2:48 pm to
Cherry picker, don’t mention the times I said average or usually.
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