New Orleans Pelicans vs Atlanta Hawks: Trae vs Trey

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ESPN HAS PICKED THIS frickING GAME UP TO WATCH THE 3PT SHOW BETWEEN OUR VERY OWN TREY MURPHY AND SOME PENIS HEAD NAMED TRAE YOUNG. ESPN HAS REALIZED HOW GOOD TREY IS AND ADDED...WAIT HOLD ON. OH.

APPARENTLY ESPN THOUGHT ZION WOULD BE PLAYING IN THIS GAME AND SCHEDULED IT BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED. HAHAHHAHAHA ESPN YOU IGNORANT SLUTS. ZION STILL HAS TO ABSORB 300 HOURS OF CARDIO TO REACH HIS PLAYING FORM.

IN ALL SERIOUSfrickINGNESS SONS, THE HAWKS ARE A BUNCH OF frickING ASSHOLES THAT WERE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE INJURY BUG IN THEIR PLAYOFF RUN LAST YEAR. TRAE IS THE TRUTH, BUT HES UGLY AS frick AND WILL NEVER KNOW THE TRUE PLEASURES OF A WOMAN WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY MONEY. SURE, THE WOMEN AT THE SPEARMINT RHINO IN VEGAS MAY TELL YOU HOW SEXY YOUR 3PT SHOT IS TRAE, BUT YOU KNOW DAMN GOOD AND WELL THAT PUBIC HAIR YOU GLUED TO YOUR RECEDING HAIR LINE ISNT WORKING FOR YOU PLAYBOY.

BEFORE THE LAST WOLVES GAME I WOULD HAVE NO frickING CLUE HOW WE WIN THIS WAY WITHOUT B.I. GOING FOR 40, BUT THE PELS HAVE A frickING WING THAT CAN FLAT OUT PLAY DEFENSE SONS. HERB "HES GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL" JONES (ITS A frickING WORK IN PROGRESS frick OFF) CAN D A MOTHERfrickER UP. I'LL BE VERY CURIOUS TO SEE IF WILLIE SPELLS GRAHAM AND NAW GUARDING TRAE WITH HERB.

ANYfrickING WAY LETS BEAT ATLANTA BECAUSE WE ARE FROM NEW ORLEANS AND THATS JUST WHAT WE frickING DO SONS. LETS BE REAL. THE BRAVES ARE ONLY IN THE WORLD SERIES BECAUSE NOLA DOESNT HAVE AN MLB TEAM. AND OUR RAPPERS>>>>ATL RAPPERS

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