re: Craziest thing you’ve seen while on a run?

When I lived in southern cali I would run on the beach sometimes. In the winter it would be dark but with the light colored sand it was still somewhat light. At the end of my run one evening I saw what looked like a beached dolphin or other large sea mammal so I jogged closer to investigate. It was dark so I had to get close but then realized it was 2 dudes 69'n each other. Fuuuuuuck!