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That Auburn "Class"
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:20 pm
Since the Auburn Cult, er, I mean "Family" pride themselves on having more class than anyone in football I'd like to take a moment to describe the moments in which I saw this class on display yesterday.
1. Immediately upon entering town some guy told me, "Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible." I was riding shotgun in a Jeep Wranger with the doors off.
2. Every time AU did anything remotely positive this young guy in the next section would shoot double birds at the LSU section and say, "frick You Corndogs!"
3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.
4. And in a final act of fine fandom, as time expired some anonymous chicken shite threw a cup of bourbon and coke that hit me on the left arm. Luckily I just got splashed a little, the majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.
Crap like this is why I fricking hate Auburn. They talk the most about having "class" which as you might expect in reality means they have the least.
1. Immediately upon entering town some guy told me, "Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible." I was riding shotgun in a Jeep Wranger with the doors off.
2. Every time AU did anything remotely positive this young guy in the next section would shoot double birds at the LSU section and say, "frick You Corndogs!"
3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.
4. And in a final act of fine fandom, as time expired some anonymous chicken shite threw a cup of bourbon and coke that hit me on the left arm. Luckily I just got splashed a little, the majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.
Crap like this is why I fricking hate Auburn. They talk the most about having "class" which as you might expect in reality means they have the least.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:22 pm to Pax Regis
reverse the schools
tell the story again
our fans are no less likely to do those exact things
tell the story again
our fans are no less likely to do those exact things
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:22 pm to Pax Regis
I didn't think they were that bad. I did some trash talking with some guy but we were cool after the game.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to Pax Regis
wow...I hope you are able to recover from those traumatic series of events Pax....
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to Pax Regis
quote:
majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.
i'm sure there is an auburn fan telling the story that some a-hole LSU fan threw their bourbon and coke on her even after they won already.
quote:
I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off.
awesome.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
our fans are no less likely to do those exact things
i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to Auburntiger
yeah take that double bird!
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:24 pm to Pax Regis
quote:
"Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible."
I'm sorry - but that made me LOL. I never knew they were such classy folks.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:24 pm to Pax Regis
quote:
1. Immediately upon entering town some guy told me, "Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible." I was riding shotgun in a Jeep Wranger with the doors off.
2. Every time AU did anything remotely positive this young guy in the next section would shoot double birds at the LSU section and say, "frick You Corndogs!"
3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.
4. And in a final act of fine fandom, as time expired some anonymous chicken shite threw a cup of bourbon and coke that hit me on the left arm. Luckily I just got splashed a little, the majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.
Crap like this is why I fricking hate Auburn. They talk the most about having "class" which as you might expect in reality means they have the least.
So what was the problem?
That all sounds like typical fanfare at my family's Thanksgiving gathering. Election years are especially "colorful"!
Good times!
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
reverse the schools
tell the story again
our fans are no less likely to do those exact things
But that story wouldn't include us claiming to be classy, theres the difference.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
good point
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to Pax Regis
I didn't have one problem...
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:26 pm to iliketomoveitmoveit
Meh. shite Happens.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:Exactly what I was thinking. It's the hypocrisy of the Auburn fans that Pax is pointing out. I completely agree. In general their fans tend to be a bit self-righteous.
i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:32 pm to KILLhottytoddy
quote:
I didn't think they were that bad.
Seriously? You are obviously under estimating the idiots here in Baton Rouge who have absoultely no affiliation with the University, who don't attend the games, and who don't follow the team during down years, but swear up and down they are "the biggest lsu fan ever." There always the ones giving us a bad name...Seen it too many times, will die trying to stop it.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:33 pm to Pax Regis
quote:
3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.
I hope you got her phone #.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:34 pm to The People
quote:
Seriously? You are obviously under estimating the idiots here in Baton Rouge who have absoultely no affiliation with the University, who don't attend the games, and who don't follow the team during down years, but swear up and down they are "the biggest lsu fan ever." There always the ones giving us a bad name...Seen it too many times, will die trying to stop it.
I was talking about the Auburn fans.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to Panthera Tigris
quote:
i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
O' the irony coming from an R kansas fan and Georgia fan.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to KILLhottytoddy
My wife and I got to Auburn early Thursday afternoon and were treated very kindly by all of the fans we encountered. Sure there was some ribbing taken and given but all in good fun. I guess we were lucky, hope the kind of treatment you guys got was isolated.
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to Uncle Stu
Auburn had the nicest fans I have ever experienced.
There was a black guy who screamed at me "Go frick yourself, Bizznatch" from a passing car, but that was my only real complaint.
There was a black guy who screamed at me "Go frick yourself, Bizznatch" from a passing car, but that was my only real complaint.
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