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That Auburn "Class"

Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14778 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:20 pm
Since the Auburn Cult, er, I mean "Family" pride themselves on having more class than anyone in football I'd like to take a moment to describe the moments in which I saw this class on display yesterday.

1. Immediately upon entering town some guy told me, "Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible." I was riding shotgun in a Jeep Wranger with the doors off.

2. Every time AU did anything remotely positive this young guy in the next section would shoot double birds at the LSU section and say, "frick You Corndogs!"

3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.

4. And in a final act of fine fandom, as time expired some anonymous chicken shite threw a cup of bourbon and coke that hit me on the left arm. Luckily I just got splashed a little, the majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.

Crap like this is why I fricking hate Auburn. They talk the most about having "class" which as you might expect in reality means they have the least.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33844 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:22 pm to
reverse the schools

tell the story again

our fans are no less likely to do those exact things
Posted by KILLhottytoddy
Member since Dec 2005
5661 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:22 pm to
I didn't think they were that bad. I did some trash talking with some guy but we were cool after the game.
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14448 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to
wow...I hope you are able to recover from those traumatic series of events Pax....
Posted by xLxSxUxFxAxNx
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
58633 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.


i'm sure there is an auburn fan telling the story that some a-hole LSU fan threw their bourbon and coke on her even after they won already.

quote:

I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off.


awesome.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
464991 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

our fans are no less likely to do those exact things


i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
Posted by LSU Tiger 216
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
4036 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:23 pm to

yeah take that double bird!
Posted by iliketomoveitmoveit
BRLA
Member since Sep 2008
237 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

"Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible."


I'm sorry - but that made me LOL. I never knew they were such classy folks.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21321 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:24 pm to
quote:


1. Immediately upon entering town some guy told me, "Don't fall out of there and fricking die a-hole. That would be terrible." I was riding shotgun in a Jeep Wranger with the doors off.

2. Every time AU did anything remotely positive this young guy in the next section would shoot double birds at the LSU section and say, "frick You Corndogs!"

3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.

4. And in a final act of fine fandom, as time expired some anonymous chicken shite threw a cup of bourbon and coke that hit me on the left arm. Luckily I just got splashed a little, the majority dumped on the Auburn fan below me, she was soaked.

Crap like this is why I fricking hate Auburn. They talk the most about having "class" which as you might expect in reality means they have the least.


So what was the problem?

That all sounds like typical fanfare at my family's Thanksgiving gathering. Election years are especially "colorful"!

Good times!
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15595 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

reverse the schools

tell the story again

our fans are no less likely to do those exact things


But that story wouldn't include us claiming to be classy, theres the difference.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33844 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho

good point
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:25 pm to
I didn't have one problem...
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
14223 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:26 pm to
Meh. shite Happens.
Posted by Panthera Tigris
Tampa Bay
Member since Jun 2007
665 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho
Exactly what I was thinking. It's the hypocrisy of the Auburn fans that Pax is pointing out. I completely agree. In general their fans tend to be a bit self-righteous.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4397 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

I didn't think they were that bad.


Seriously? You are obviously under estimating the idiots here in Baton Rouge who have absoultely no affiliation with the University, who don't attend the games, and who don't follow the team during down years, but swear up and down they are "the biggest lsu fan ever." There always the ones giving us a bad name...Seen it too many times, will die trying to stop it.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
18721 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

3. After LSU scored the last touchdown a small group of LSU fans behind started chanting L-S-U and a young girl about 17 years old came down the stairs just holding a bird up in their direction. I said to her, "Classy." She stopped and told me, "What the frick do you know about being classy a-hole," then ran off. Again, she was about 17, and a fine example of the progeny of the Auburn Family I'm sure.



I hope you got her phone #.
Posted by KILLhottytoddy
Member since Dec 2005
5661 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:34 pm to
quote:


Seriously? You are obviously under estimating the idiots here in Baton Rouge who have absoultely no affiliation with the University, who don't attend the games, and who don't follow the team during down years, but swear up and down they are "the biggest lsu fan ever." There always the ones giving us a bad name...Seen it too many times, will die trying to stop it.

I was talking about the Auburn fans.
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12220 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

i don't think LSU fans pride themselves on class tho


O' the irony coming from an R kansas fan and Georgia fan.
Posted by cmoxon
North of B.R., way south of Heaven
Member since Jan 2007
423 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to
My wife and I got to Auburn early Thursday afternoon and were treated very kindly by all of the fans we encountered. Sure there was some ribbing taken and given but all in good fun. I guess we were lucky, hope the kind of treatment you guys got was isolated.
Posted by TheHiddenFlask
The Welsh red light district
Member since Jul 2008
18384 posts
Posted on 9/21/08 at 2:37 pm to
Auburn had the nicest fans I have ever experienced.

There was a black guy who screamed at me "Go frick yourself, Bizznatch" from a passing car, but that was my only real complaint.
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