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Volcano Spin Off Thread - World's Garbage Discussion

Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:58 pm
Posted by Tigear
Scotland
Member since Sep 2019
820 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:58 pm
Ok - let's brainstorm something.
My grandson (age 7, no pix you sick freaks) is spending time with me & Mrs. Tigear on summer break. So that's fun.


He just asked me "Why can't we send all of our garbage to volcanoes to melt it all down? Wouldn't that solve pollution?"

Now, let's forgive him for generalizing "pollution".
But....is this possible...?
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39196 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:01 pm to
Dumping that shite in the kilauea caldera wouldn't hurt a damn thing.

This post was edited on 6/16/21 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5958 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:01 pm to
Your grandson is smarter than you
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104119 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:02 pm to
I wish to invest $3.50 in this waste disposal scheme.
Posted by Y0TE
Member since Jan 2021
107 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:02 pm to
Let’s discuss shipping costs
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2875 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:03 pm to
I mean couldn't we just use an incinerator? Seems like alot of logistics to get that much trash into an active volcano.
This post was edited on 6/16/21 at 7:04 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

My grandson (age 7, no pix you sick freaks)
yeah, no one was going to ask for any.
quote:

Now, let's forgive him for generalizing "pollution".
But....is this possible...?



It would be better to shoot it into space..and also, maybe you shouldn't have reproduced.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39196 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Seems like alot of logistics to get that much trash into an active volcano.



Seems like a lot of logistics to dig a giant hole and constantly bury the shite too.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11866 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:06 pm to
How we gonna get it to the brim of a volcano and what could possibly go wrong with burning trash and releasing bio toxic pollutants across the planet?

I say we launch the garbage into the sun.
Posted by domesticengineer
Member since Oct 2017
252 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:08 pm to
Emissions would be pas bon
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5050 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:08 pm to
We're nowhere close to filling up the oceans yet so why even bother hauling it up a volcano.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
27839 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:31 pm to
Your grandson is clearly the reincarnated soul of L. Ron Hubbard. Good luck getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22482 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

My grandson (age 7, no pix you sick freaks)


This is really funny
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64794 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:49 pm to
Why not just ship to India. They won't notice it
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4835 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:01 pm to
Send that trash down to Avery Island and fill up the old salt mine.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Seems like a lot of logistics to dig a giant hole and constantly bury the shite too.

Well, we used to just have a barrel in the back yard, a can of gas, and match.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
7462 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by slappy dappy doo
Member since May 2021
477 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

It would be better to shoot it into space..and also, maybe you shouldn't have reproduced.


Coming from the guy with nearly 40000 posts on an anonymous message board-this is hilarious/proves you to be pathetic compare to a 7 yr old exhibiting some decent thinking of how to better out planet.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31719 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

My grandson (age 7, no pix


You’re disgusting for even suggesting that we’ d suggest such a horrendous thing.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49475 posts
Posted on 6/16/21 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Coming from the guy with nearly 40000 posts on an anonymous message board-this is hilarious/proves you to be pathetic compare to a 7 yr old exhibiting some decent thinking of how to better out planet.


Thats 40,000 over a 15 year span. Which is damn good compared to many.

So frick you.
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