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Possible Means of De-Escalation the Ma’Kiah Bryant Confrontation
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:38 pm
Police were called to the scene and were presented with an opportunity to de-escalate rather than escalate the conflict.
Some ways police could have easily de-escalated.
1. Mounting speakers on police cars that play popular urban music. The police lights could be programmed to sense the beat of the music. Dance party ensues. A good time is had by all.
2. Mount basketball goals on the back of police cars. When police exit the vehicle, they start throwing multiple basketballs to everyone who is within 60 feet of the car. Basketball game ensues. A good game is had by all.
3. Using the police car speaker system, the police officers can pull up reciting slam poetry. The crowd begins to listen to the catchy, rhythmic and relevant piece. A silence falls over the crowd and conflict stops as it is replaced by quiet affirmations of the thoughts expressed. A good time is had by all.
Any other means of de-escalating?
Some ways police could have easily de-escalated.
1. Mounting speakers on police cars that play popular urban music. The police lights could be programmed to sense the beat of the music. Dance party ensues. A good time is had by all.
2. Mount basketball goals on the back of police cars. When police exit the vehicle, they start throwing multiple basketballs to everyone who is within 60 feet of the car. Basketball game ensues. A good game is had by all.
3. Using the police car speaker system, the police officers can pull up reciting slam poetry. The crowd begins to listen to the catchy, rhythmic and relevant piece. A silence falls over the crowd and conflict stops as it is replaced by quiet affirmations of the thoughts expressed. A good time is had by all.
Any other means of de-escalating?
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Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:39 pm to the808bass
:NIHmoreprograms.text:
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:39 pm to the808bass
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Any other means of de-escalating?
certain ethnic foods being made available when the police arrive?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:40 pm to the808bass
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Mount basketball goals on the back of police cars
Lol this is a good one
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:40 pm to the808bass
I think you think we think this is funny...
But it's a side effect from thinking too much. It's not funny..
Ok. Maybe a little.
But it's a side effect from thinking too much. It's not funny..
Ok. Maybe a little.
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:40 pm to The Maj
That’s good. A buffet/food truck that responds alongside police cruisers to dangerous situations.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:40 pm to the808bass
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Any other means of de-escalating?
Play the national anthem and they all would have taken a knee?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:40 pm to sportsaddit68
It’s funny.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:41 pm to sportsaddit68
Hey now, he obviously put a lot of effort into it. Take it easy on him.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:41 pm to the808bass
I'll give you a little on the basketball one.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:41 pm to LSUnation78
Shoo, boy. That’s off the top of the dome.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:42 pm to the808bass
I wouldn't have minded to see a video of them tasing her fat arse
This post was edited on 4/21/21 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:43 pm to the808bass
4. Have taps on the side of police vehicles that pour a quick 40 for the thirsty folks in the community. Nothing spells peace like C-O-L-T-4-5.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:45 pm to the808bass
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A buffet/food truck that responds alongside police cruisers to dangerous situations.
Unnecessary and don't want to expose civilian service industry folks to the potential gunfire.
Just outfit tactical response vehicles and/or mobile command center vehicles with kitchen trailers and use trustees.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:46 pm to CMBears1259
Good proposal. Can you write that up and see if there’s any grants out there for that?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:49 pm to the808bass
An impromptu coding session?
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:49 pm to the808bass
Push a trailer full of Nike shoes, fake nails, and free tattoo coupons??
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:50 pm to the808bass
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Good proposal. Can you write that up and see if there’s any grants out there for that?
Give me a few minutes while I touch base with some of my buddies that are ex military and now work as military contractors. I'm sure they can provide some guidance on getting this done.
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:50 pm to CMBears1259
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Just outfit tactical response vehicles and/or mobile command center vehicles with kitchen trailers and use trustees.
We could just mount melon cannons on them and let them launch them from a distance...
Posted on 4/21/21 at 12:52 pm to CMBears1259
Pull up with a custom police truck with an entire array of skittles dispensers on the side and a strawberry lemonade dispenser to wash that sweetness down. De-escalate the crowd into a sugar coma.
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