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Are those even words??? Real infomercial for high tech thingy might as well be in Aramaic

Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:07 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:07 am
LINK

Gets good at about the 40 second mark

Pre-famulated amulite sounds like nonsense words that Dr Seuss would come up with
This post was edited on 4/4/21 at 11:09 am
Posted by Fortnight2Flat
Member since Mar 2021
223 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Real

Uhh...
Posted by RummelTiger
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Member since Aug 2004
92883 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Real infomercial


That's not real.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15743 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:12 am to
You should check out Chrysler's Turbo Encabulator

youtube turbo encabulator

Also this shite is at least 20yrs old by now
This post was edited on 4/4/21 at 11:13 am
Posted by Roaad
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Member since Aug 2006
81860 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:15 am to
Well. . .they got me
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
23894 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 11:24 am to
And, when it all goes bad, we all know exactly what's wrong with it -- BALLBEARINGS!

Posted by LSU Jonno
Huntsville, AL
Member since Feb 2008
604 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 12:24 pm to
Damn dude...
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30023 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 12:27 pm to
The Rockwell Retro Encabulator fake infomercial has been around for a long time. Seems to have been resurrected by social media, this is the third OT thread on it in the last couple of weeks.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 12:49 pm to
Reminds me of the piping lingo quotes from Patriot

quote:

How? Well, we bolster twelve husk nuts to each girldle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch-hamplers. Then, pin-flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.
This post was edited on 4/4/21 at 12:50 pm
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
18406 posts
Posted on 4/4/21 at 12:58 pm to
Makes a hell of a lot more sense then some popular urban music we hear today
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