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Do you think that your average alien can fight?

Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:38 pm
Posted by learnthehardway
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Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:38 pm
Not like the illegal type I'm asking about your average gray alien or the sort. Say they are unarmed and maybe just survived a nasty UFO crash and as a result are a bit ill tempered and looking for trouble. Do you think you could beat the dude up? I personally believe for a variety of reasons that the above space man would be in a world of shite if he had to catch these hands. Either way it would make for a cool story.



(This thread is Fred's fault)
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104632 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:39 pm to
They can use telekinesis baw.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:39 pm to
Take it from me it’s hard to fight back when you’re being probed
Posted by ArmydawgMD
Member since Sep 2020
726 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:40 pm to
Could a gorilla beat up a human?

No reason to believe a human couldn’t beat up a more intelligent life force
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13834 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:41 pm to
I’ve watched ufc pretty religiously for 7 years so I’m pretty sure I can take out the first two or three that stumble out


Earth, frick yea
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
20169 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to
Will Smith knocked one out that had just crashed and was pissed off in Independence Day. I’d say it’s possible.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
13935 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to
If it’s a gray it’ll just use telepathy, if it’s dazed from the crash they’ll just get their arse beat down
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

I personally believe for a variety of reasons that the above space man would be in a world of shite if he had to catch these hands.
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42220 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to
They will give you blinding headache without moving
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13873 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to
They would probably be microbes that would lose to the average baw in a traditional “fistfight” due to their microscopic size, but be able to penetrate the dermis of the baw’s scuffed knuckles, and cause some sort of lethal infection or crazy autoimmune response to kill him.
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5167 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:44 pm to
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Richard Flagget


Did you fat finger an L? Are you talking extraterrestrial probing or extracurricular probing?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
15388 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:45 pm to
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your average gray alien or the sort



I wouldn’t frick with a green one, if that’s what you’re asking.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:46 pm to
A few of them

Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1999 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:46 pm to
Any being with the tech to cross galaxies and somehow end up at our planet will no doubt have the ability to make us their beeotches. Jeff goldblum aside
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:47 pm to
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They can use telekinesis baw.


Maybe maybe not. From what I gather they have big awkward heads which would make for a nice target, pretty skinny arms and a bird chest. There are other factors which leave me feeling pretty strong in this one. Imagine if you could have a buddy video it! Instant fame and a fun souvenir
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134068 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:48 pm to
No


They don’t stand a chance against Jim Brown
This post was edited on 3/30/21 at 8:52 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30061 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:55 pm to
What is the gravity of their home planet compared to Earth?
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3259 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:55 pm to
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They will give you blinding headache without moving



Eh... too much whiskey has done this to me many a time.
I’m battle-tested and hardened to the point of giving no fricks. Not to mention I‘ll be even more pissed off if they bring that telekinetic chit....

Don’t bring telekinesis to a knuckle-check alien baw.
This post was edited on 3/30/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127042 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:56 pm to
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Sao
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