Your last ever LSU tailgate

well you would have to visit the chimes.

but my normal tailgate goes like this.

park close to walkons. and head out to campus. basically go to all my friends tailgates and meet up with other people along the way. go to the game or watch it somewhere close if i did not get a ticket. then end up at walkons to wait for the traffic to die down.

i will probably be doing things different now that i don't live in baton rouge. but that is how i like to do it.

Why don't you rephrase as your "only" LSU tailgate, since that is probably most relevent for you.

If I know I was going to die in 8 months or less, it would probably affect my behavior differently than if I was only in town once and looking for a good time.

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We will be doing this till we die.

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Yeah. I think that his what he meant by your last tailgate. You know, the one right before you die.

You might be screwed on the PBR. Don't know anyone down here that drinks that piss. Just get to campus early and make the rounds. Plenty to see.

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Your post doesn't make any sense. Your final tailgate would be spent at your usual tailgate.

Also, probably not a good idea to refer to the last of anything right now. Sort of a serious hurricane barreling towards us.

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I love the rant

Evvaboddy's gonna have a favorite place.

Don't miss the Parade Ground. Look for The Campanile (that's the clock tower), and it's right across the street. You can cruise the perimeter and get just about anything you want to eat -- all you have to do is smile, say "Boy, that really smells amazing. What is it?"

Be ready to talk football, grin when you're tigerbaited (if it's a drunk frat boy, which is of course redundant) just walk away.

Have a great time.

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Bars(Pabst Blue Ribbon preferred), restaurants, streets, parking areas?

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The fact that you listed PBR probably means you'll be arrested.

Wake up at 6 bloody mary, 3 tylenol, 2 slices of pizza out of the fridge.

6:15 Go to Winn dixie, buy a handle of evan williams green label and a 2 liter of coke.

Swig and switch with said evan williams and coke until I get to the fraternity house.

6:45 Put on the song "chicken heads" by project pat, listen intently.

7:15 Start walking to the circle K to get a 40 of Malt liquor and a case of natty.

Drink said 40 on the way back.

7:45 make pledge hold empty 40 bottle while he sets up the first game of beer pong.

8:00 Dominate game of beer pong

8:05 Help the other team to drink their beer because they didn't even get a chance to shoot.

8:15 Realize I am neglecting my whiskey, begin to swig and switch again, while bitching about how much you hate herbstreit.

10:00 Take 15 minute piss

10:15 Get hungry, believe I can fill the void with beer. Begin shotgunning

10:45 Realize that's not gonna work this time either. Start walking to Roul's to get a mega burger

11:00 Order Mega burger, have Roul sexually harass you.

11:15 Eat burger greedily, avoiding eye contact with anyone you may know as they would probably want to talk to you, slowing the inhalation of the greasy goodness.

11:30 Hit up Lockett Tailgates

12:30 Hit up RV tailgates

1:30 Hit up CEBA tailgates

2:30 Black out, reportedly make out with a random sorority girl.

4:00 Come back to my senses, realize I ahve started sobering up, drink enough whiskey to recover from the sobriety and ride the wave at least through the third quarter of the football game.

i am sure you can get PBR at a number of places. but don't go to bars.

as another poster said. bring your own beer, not that beer won't be offered but you don't want to appear like a mooch.

just get to campus and walk around. be friendly and you will have a great time.