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What do you want done with your body when you die?
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:33 am
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:33 am
Spinoff
I don’t get why people care so much about shag they do with your body after you die. I told my wife I either want to be cremated and spread on a lake somewhere or find me a basic arse pine box.
I hate the idea of me dieing and then my family spending 10 grand to get rid of me.
I told her I want everyone to have a big arse crawfish or crab boil then I want them all to sit around and drink some beers and tell stories about how awesome I was. I want a celebration of my life that everyone looks back at as a good time. Then in the morning I want her to go throw my ashes in Toledo Bend so I can go out for a morning top water bite one more time.
I don’t get why people care so much about shag they do with your body after you die. I told my wife I either want to be cremated and spread on a lake somewhere or find me a basic arse pine box.
I hate the idea of me dieing and then my family spending 10 grand to get rid of me.
I told her I want everyone to have a big arse crawfish or crab boil then I want them all to sit around and drink some beers and tell stories about how awesome I was. I want a celebration of my life that everyone looks back at as a good time. Then in the morning I want her to go throw my ashes in Toledo Bend so I can go out for a morning top water bite one more time.
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Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:37 am to Solo Cam
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I hate the idea of me dieing and then my family spending 10 grand to get rid of me.
Probably going to be more than that. I buried both of my parents last year and it was 14K each in small town Alabama.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:38 am to Solo Cam
Doesn’t matter, just want them to make damn sure I ain’t voting democrat when I’m dead
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:40 am to Solo Cam
Told my wife to go the cheapest route. She didn’t like that. Told her to do whatever she wants then. Funerals are for the living.
And for funeral homes to frick people at their weakest moments
And for funeral homes to frick people at their weakest moments
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:40 am to Solo Cam
I want my penis donated to science
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:42 am to Solo Cam
I want my face placed on Alexandra Daddario's breasts
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:45 am to Solo Cam
Viking funeral
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:49 am to Solo Cam
I will await TulaneLSUs reply before letting you know.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:49 am to Solo Cam
As far as I'm concerned they can just leave me hanging in the tree.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:49 am to Solo Cam
I told my kids and wife this will literally be their problem to deal with.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:49 am to Solo Cam
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I want a celebration of my life that everyone looks back at as a good time.
I think this would be the general consensus including myself.
I told my wife that I would like to be buried or spread my ashes where there is a wonderful view that the kids can come visit and enjoy with me. Preferably a nice fishing hole lakeside with a bench to watch the setting sun.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:51 am to Solo Cam
Cremated, molded into a dildo and presented to Taylor Swift
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:51 am to Solo Cam
I've always felt like everyone getting buried in the ground is just an expensive waste of space. I will be cremated and my wife and/or my kid(s) bag decide what to do with me.
Add for the service...I want a non-religious, short memorial service with a big, fun reception afterwards.
Add for the service...I want a non-religious, short memorial service with a big, fun reception afterwards.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:53 am to Solo Cam
Donated to the med school, so when the socialist medical students in 2080 are working on me, they can see what a real man looks like
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:57 am to MeTarzanYouInsane
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I told my kids and wife this will literally be their problem to deal with
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:57 am to Solo Cam
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Please don't bury me Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman And give my love to Rose
Give my feet to the footloose Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south And kiss my arse goodbye
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:59 am to Solo Cam
I want a natural burial. No chemicals, no coffin or vault... just return my body to the earth. Fortunately, natural/green burials are legal in Louisiana.
I know that's pretty specific... No, I don't want to die anytime soon. The only family I have left is my 78 y/o mother and a brother I don't talk to. So, to avoid a "public health funeral," I've arranged for my disposal ahead of time.
I know that's pretty specific... No, I don't want to die anytime soon. The only family I have left is my 78 y/o mother and a brother I don't talk to. So, to avoid a "public health funeral," I've arranged for my disposal ahead of time.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 6:59 am to Solo Cam
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:00 am to Solo Cam
Cremate me.
Throw some in the GOM,
some in Lake Penchant,
some in my favorite sac a lait hole,
some in my old duck pond
and throw the rest mixed with some chicken feed for my chickens to scratch.
I know my son is not going to snort me like a Keith Richards did to his Dad.
Throw some in the GOM,
some in Lake Penchant,
some in my favorite sac a lait hole,
some in my old duck pond
and throw the rest mixed with some chicken feed for my chickens to scratch.
I know my son is not going to snort me like a Keith Richards did to his Dad.
This post was edited on 1/30/21 at 7:05 am
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:00 am to Solo Cam
Cremated
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