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Is there a better feeling as a young person than seeing coincidental nudity?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:35 pm
It's like God is personally smiling on you.
Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.
Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!
Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.
Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then, but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
Age 9-10: Parents took us camping to some shitty KOA. I walked down to the showers to grab a coke from the vending machines there. As I'm trying to decide what to get, naked woman walks by the screen door to the women's room. First bush I ever saw.
Age 16: Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls. Later that night, a group of us go swimming in the hotel pool after hours and some homely chick's boob falls out of her top. Praise him!
Age 18: Guy in my class is orbiting a first rate attention whore that his roommate has been trying to bang all semester. Chick is a massive tease. We're heading out to grab dinner, walk by his roommate's door on the way out and the girl is topless showing off a pair of OT 9.9 knockers.
Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then, but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:39 pm to Muthsera
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This post was edited on 11/14/21 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:43 pm to Muthsera
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but this stuff is vivid in my brain 15-20 years later.
Damn baw, you need a sex life. I remember some of the times I had at a younger age, but I'm only 33 and most memories are very limited. I don't even remember half the women I slept with over the years.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:44 pm to Muthsera
Saw many wardrobe malfunctions at blue bayou growing up.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:45 pm to Muthsera
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Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then
Go to more pool parties. The wives get drunk and things happen now and then.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:50 pm to Muthsera
I’m a woman with laser hair removal so I just look in the mirror.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:02 am to Muthsera
you sound like a little perv
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:05 am to Muthsera
quote:usually at any age
as a young person
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:16 am to Muthsera
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Go to Beta convention with a bunch of other nerds. A group of enthusiastic girls from another state invite us to their room after dinner "to play Twister". Hotel security locks down 4 stories of the hotel because nerds are being too rowdy - I never make it. God has kicked me in the balls.
I was there. Got to play twister and later on got to sneak a girl in my room and she twisted her mouth around my Johnson (had a name at 16...) sorry baw. Nerds rule
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:20 am to Muthsera
How about the opposite.
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top.
Last summer at the beach, this girl (age 16-18) with an impressive rack was playing in the HUGE surf where she was cleaned out by a wave... along with her top.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:44 am to Muthsera
Sometimes all you gotta do is ask. 22 year old bartender last week was explaining how she was tired and didn’t put in make up and wasn’t even wearing a bra. I said prove it. And she whipped a titty out. Impressive.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:47 am to Muthsera
When I was at Orange Beach with my friends when I was 18 we saw this girl with some tig ole bitties completely topless walking around on the beach in front of like kids and families It was a nice day at the beach for sure. I mean these things were bouncing with every step
Posted on 1/13/21 at 1:53 am to Muthsera
I was born in the early 60's , you saw women in bathing suits or juvenile female relatives so you had a decent idea of what women would look like but until you found your first copy of penthouse on the side of the road you really didn't know, which for me was maybe 10, I think of kids today and how early they are exposed to it, different times.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 6:34 am to Muthsera
Went to the beach last year and I was in a friends condo and a bunch of us were getting ready to go out to the bars that night. Started talking to this girl who was putting on her makeup, just casual conversation, and she leaned over the sink to get closer to the mirror. Was wearing some skimpy top with no bra, whole tits just hanging there. I’m pretty sure she knew what she was doing. Made my whole night.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 6:38 am to Muthsera
OP, sorry to hear that you had such a sheltered childhood. I grew up next door to girls who had a swimming pool in full view of my bedroom window, and they knew it. When their parents weren't home they apparently developed an aversion to tan lines.
The stories I could tell.
The stories I could tell.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 6:42 am to Muthsera
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Muthsera
I am hoping you are still young.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 7:21 am to Muthsera
When you are reliving your childhood erections, quarantine has been too much for you.
Put on a mask and go out into the world, it will be OK.
Put on a mask and go out into the world, it will be OK.
Posted on 1/13/21 at 7:26 am to Muthsera
quote:You have never left that convention, it’s like your own personal “Twilight Zone” episode.
Age 16: Go to Beta convention
Posted on 1/13/21 at 7:29 am to Muthsera
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Once you enter an adult relationship, everything changes and the universe stops conspiring to throw you a bone every now and then
I have to disagree, just last year I went on a bachelor party. Well we end up hooking up with a bachelorette party. We are all sitting by the pool one day, everyone is laying out in the chairs. One girl sat up and her tit popped out and she just never fixed it and none of her friends told her. She held a conversation with 3 of us witha tittie out for about 30 minutes. Hallelujah
ETA: Everyone there were in relationships
This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 7:32 am
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