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Christmas eve dinner with family conversations
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:18 pm
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Uncle lives in Texas with ex wife. 1st ex wife lives here. Mom said uncle is coming with wife to supper. I asked which one.
Mom is mad now
Uncle lives in Texas with ex wife. 1st ex wife lives here. Mom said uncle is coming with wife to supper. I asked which one.
Mom is mad now
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 11:55 pm
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Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:19 pm to Notasnitch
quote:God bless your sweet Mom.
Mom is mad now
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:20 pm to Notasnitch
Great job!
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:21 pm to Notasnitch
quote:
Mom said uncle is coming with wife to supper. I asked which one
She should have swallowed you.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:27 pm to Notasnitch
Update
He brought a new girlfriend. Shes bragging about Biden. Gonna be a long night
He brought a new girlfriend. Shes bragging about Biden. Gonna be a long night
Posted on 12/24/20 at 7:44 pm to Notasnitch
Football, how much game each of us has killed this hunting season, and chitchat about the particular liquor we are drinking. Typical holiday stuff, and I love it
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:05 pm to Notasnitch
MIL has to mention her inability to shite on a regular basis after also mentioning eating donuts and cake for breakfast, cookies, chocolates, twinkies for snacks and pie later in the evening. I can’t figure out why.....
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:22 pm to Notasnitch
When my cousin and I were 11 years old, I tickled her pussy through her pajamas during s family sleep-over. She told her Momma. And now every family get-together, somebody brings this up and everybody gets really pissed off at me all over again! Every Christmas! Come on, people! I was 11 years old! We were just having fun! She was 11, too !
Can't people ever forget ANYTHING?
Can't people ever forget ANYTHING?
This post was edited on 12/24/20 at 8:23 pm
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:23 pm to Notasnitch
My mom asked where we would all be in one years time and I said “in a Kamala Harris enemies of the state concentration camp”
Posted on 12/24/20 at 8:41 pm to Notasnitch
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Christmas eve dinner with family conversations
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Notasnitch
Does not check out.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:18 pm to Notasnitch
I am not bullshitting at all. One of my uncles got out the hospital a few days ago. Dude had a blood clot in one of his nuts. Never knew this could happen. Anyway, he is walking funny (at least he can walk right?)..
He is the youngest of my mom's siblings. He is 49.
He acts like he is 19 and still likes to have firecracker war and shite, but this year he can't. One of my younger cousins told him "Stop being a pussy blood nuts" and just about everyone around started laughing..
It was funny. My uncle, trying to be funny said "come here.. I'll punch you in the face and everyone will see a blood nut" and then everyone laughed and my cousin laughed an pointed at him like everyone was laughing at my uncle because the joke wasn't funny instead of laughing with him.. Someone came talk to me and I got out of them arguing and missed the rest. But that was a pretty funny conversation.
He is the youngest of my mom's siblings. He is 49.
He acts like he is 19 and still likes to have firecracker war and shite, but this year he can't. One of my younger cousins told him "Stop being a pussy blood nuts" and just about everyone around started laughing..
It was funny. My uncle, trying to be funny said "come here.. I'll punch you in the face and everyone will see a blood nut" and then everyone laughed and my cousin laughed an pointed at him like everyone was laughing at my uncle because the joke wasn't funny instead of laughing with him.. Someone came talk to me and I got out of them arguing and missed the rest. But that was a pretty funny conversation.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:27 pm to Notasnitch
My MIL has begun snapping pics of my wife(no pics) and using them as herself on Instagram. My MIL doesn’t know my wife knows.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 9:34 pm to Notasnitch
Christmas dinner tomorrow with the biggest white guilt, America hating dickbag on the planet, which is my brother in law.
Almost had a fistfight at Thanksgiving, so tomorrow should be awesome.
If this thread is still up, tomorrow's post may be interesting.
Almost had a fistfight at Thanksgiving, so tomorrow should be awesome.
If this thread is still up, tomorrow's post may be interesting.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:43 pm to Notasnitch
Perfectly stated although didn’t think so at first.
Posted on 12/24/20 at 11:57 pm to Notasnitch
My cousin in-law bought a house and titled it in his girlfriend’s name, then broke up with her. So obviously every woman in our family wants to hear the rest of the story, which we will apparently learn tomorrow.
Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:10 am to Notasnitch
You’re the snitchiest ever.
Posted on 12/25/20 at 6:03 am to Notasnitch
The worst I got was no one can agree on the time to meet this morning. There’s a tradition that we all open gifts at our own house first and then go to my parents. But kids have been born, other kids need to be picked up etc etc and he was upset that everyone couldn’t be there for 8am.
This post was edited on 12/25/20 at 6:25 am
Posted on 12/25/20 at 7:42 am to Notasnitch
Pics of mom or either wife
Posted on 12/25/20 at 12:35 pm to Notasnitch
Not interesting, but yes my nephew called bullshite on oak island and then to explain why for two minutes.
Then after dinner I was trapped in a conversation with my father-in-law about some guy that he knew that raised 10 tons of copper off the coast of Houston, never to be heard from again.
He's 92 and has great stories, but my God, I could not leave fast enough.
The things you do for family.
Then after dinner I was trapped in a conversation with my father-in-law about some guy that he knew that raised 10 tons of copper off the coast of Houston, never to be heard from again.
He's 92 and has great stories, but my God, I could not leave fast enough.
The things you do for family.
Posted on 12/25/20 at 8:29 pm to Notasnitch
Grandpa is in the hospital after breaking his arm and nose after falling at 2 am.
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