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Everyone should strive to be like Dave Portnoy
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:30 am
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:30 am
World would be a much better place. Every morning when I wake up, I ask myself, how can I be more like Dave today?
Eats pizza everyday, still not 300 pounds
Dresses frat as frick
Rolls around in cash
Conservative
Not afraid to state his opinion
All around GOAT
Eats pizza everyday, still not 300 pounds
Dresses frat as frick
Rolls around in cash
Conservative
Not afraid to state his opinion
All around GOAT
This post was edited on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am
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Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
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Eats pizza everyday, still not 300 pounds Dresses frat as frick Rolls around in cash Conservative Not afraid to state his opinion All around GOAT
just described me
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
whats cool about dressing like a tool?
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
You bitch about fatties everyday but idolize a guy that eats pizza everyday?
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
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WaydownSouth
What do you get out of being as horrible as you are?
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:31 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
Everyone should strive to be like Dave Portnoy
I agree. Cocaine is hella fun
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:32 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:32 am to WaydownSouth
dont forget to cup the balls
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:33 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
I ask myself, how can I be more like Dave today
You already are
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:33 am to WaydownSouth
quote:
Dresses frat as frick
no he doesn’t 
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:34 am to WaydownSouth
His pizza reviews crack me up at times
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:34 am to WaydownSouth
lol this is sad
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:36 am to WaydownSouth
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Dresses frat as frick
He absolutely does not what
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:37 am to WaydownSouth
I highly doubt Dave is as conservative as this board makes him out to be.
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:38 am to WaydownSouth
quote:This is the gayest way to describe a wardrobe
Dresses frat as frick
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:38 am to WaydownSouth
try not to choke on that shaft too much
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:38 am to WaydownSouth
Who?
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:38 am to agregime1
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I highly doubt Dave is as conservative as this board makes him out to be.
I ain't on board till he's goose stepping.
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:39 am to tzimme4
Great reference
Posted on 12/16/20 at 9:42 am to BluegrassBelle
Pizza is full of mouth watering pig flesh and cheese (things a growing boy needs). Good grub is a force multiplier!
There's nothing wrong with recognizing somebody making quality decisions about what they cram into their face.
There's nothing wrong with recognizing somebody making quality decisions about what they cram into their face.
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