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Scientology?
Posted on 11/12/20 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 11/12/20 at 7:57 pm
I’m thinking I may become a Scientologist. After watching the modern world the past 7 months, I’m starting to think LRH had it right.
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Posted on 11/12/20 at 7:58 pm to BCH1965
Pull out the checkbook. It's gonna cost you.
This post was edited on 11/12/20 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 11/12/20 at 7:59 pm to BCH1965
Excellent idea. Prepare to have your bank accounts drained and your family alienated. It's Culttastic!
Posted on 11/12/20 at 7:59 pm to BCH1965
Xenu thanks you for you future donations.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:01 pm to BCH1965
Just wait until you find out about Zenu.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:03 pm to BCH1965
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:04 pm to SEClint
Watch Leah Remini’s show about it and you’ll think otherwise.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:04 pm to Hetfield
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:06 pm to BCH1965
Once you get clear, like the rest of us, you’ll be at peace with your demons.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:07 pm to BCH1965
You seem like someone with high thetan levels and a low IQ. You’d be perfect for Scientology!
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:07 pm to Demshoes
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Prepare to have your bank accounts drained and your family alienated.
So basically life with Democrats in charge.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:08 pm to BCH1965
It will only cost you 1 million to meet Xenu. And you’ll be black mailed with all your secrets you told them in the sessions with the magic machine that gets rid of your thetons.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:11 pm to BCH1965
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I’m thinking I may become a Scientologist.
I'll rid you of Thetans for 'bout 350.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:13 pm to James11111
Not if you join the Sea Org!
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:26 pm to BCH1965
You should do it. Why not right? Keep us updated.
Posted on 11/12/20 at 8:39 pm to BCH1965
Once I was visiting Boston and I walked past an impressive, clearly sacred building. The sign out front read "Church of Christ, Scientist." That gave me pause, but on reflection I suppose that you're a lot more likely to get people in the pews with that sign than you would be with "Church of Christ, Proctologist."
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