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re: Things You Never Imagined You Would Say To Your Child?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:54 pm to auwaterfowler
Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:54 pm to auwaterfowler
Your mother's a whore 
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Posted on 11/1/20 at 7:55 pm to auwaterfowler
"Son, stop screwing off and revive me."
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:07 pm to auwaterfowler
quote:Post this on the Arky Board for some responses that would call for this-
Things You Never Imagined You Would Say To Your Child?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:26 pm to auwaterfowler
You actually think communism is a great governmental system?!? What the hell have you been taught, or not taught, in history class?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:26 pm to auwaterfowler
So it's a boy. Congratulations son.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:32 pm to Redbone
Sooooooo.. 3 out of 5 lugnuts wasn't enough?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:33 pm to auwaterfowler
You broke your brother's arm AGAIN?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:36 pm to Sao
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Most expensive 2 cents I've ever seen. Lodged in the throat and required surgery.
Honestly it is a very common presentation in pediatric emergency rooms. Interestingly enough, it matters what year they were minted. After the early 80s pennies started to be made with zinc, which is bad for the digestive tract.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:46 pm to auwaterfowler
Daughter: "Why does everyone stare at me?"
Me: "Because you are alive."
She was 7 and a dead ringer for JonBenet Ramsay ... or perhaps I should rephrase that - a live ringer. Strangers in line at store cash registers would look at the tabloids and simply become transfixed.
Me: "Because you are alive."
She was 7 and a dead ringer for JonBenet Ramsay ... or perhaps I should rephrase that - a live ringer. Strangers in line at store cash registers would look at the tabloids and simply become transfixed.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:46 pm to auwaterfowler
What makes you sure that's really a girl and not a 45 year old weirdo? You think that's a real picture? I know I told you better, damn.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:47 pm to fallguy_1978
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We've had rocks removed from ears by the ENT. Twice.
Dad is that you?
This post was edited on 11/1/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 11/1/20 at 8:53 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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you needed the coin back that bad?
I always give the change back. Parents deserve a little break for their kids dumbassery. This was the last one I did recently.
My kid is currently in a phase of trying to eat rocks and acorns. I'm pretty sure he'd eat a coin if he found one.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:29 pm to BearsFan
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Honestly it is a very common presentation in pediatric emergency rooms. Interestingly enough, it matters what year they were minted. After the early 80s pennies started to be made with zinc, which is bad for the digestive tract.
Good thing my kid was smart enough to check the dates before swallowing those pre-1980 pennies. Saved us a bundle in medical fees.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:30 pm to lsuwontonwrap
If the kid doesn’t pass the coin then could mean it is lodged in the colon and kid would need surgery.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:36 pm to auwaterfowler
Ex wife: kids, y’all can’t throw the football in the house
Kids: We’re bored
Ex wife: play with the kitten
Kids: .....
ME: No, no, stop! Y’all can’t throw the kitten in the house either
Kids: We’re bored
Ex wife: play with the kitten
Kids: .....
ME: No, no, stop! Y’all can’t throw the kitten in the house either
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:02 pm to auwaterfowler
“ i can’t believe you are Voting got Biden”. “you are the only straight man I know voting for him”
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:39 pm to auwaterfowler
"Don't stick your tongue in the fan."
"Why are you coming inside to pee? There's a perfectly good tree in the back yard."
"Why are you coming inside to pee? There's a perfectly good tree in the back yard."
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:46 pm to auwaterfowler
Teenage son: i have a new girlfriend.
Me: Is she white?
Teenage son: YES!... why do you always ask me that?
Me: Is she white?
Teenage son: YES!... why do you always ask me that?
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:48 pm to momentoftruth87
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When my daughter was 5 she told us she put a Mardi Gras bead in her nose. Had to go to the ER to have it removed.
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:59 pm to auwaterfowler
“Don’t eat cake out of the trash can”
Me to my then 2 year old daughter
Me to my then 2 year old daughter
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