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re: So right now if you were to walk out and fight your neighbor/Neighbors

Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:19 am to
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20745 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:19 am to
Every person on my street would beat me up
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16527 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:19 am to
We need the back story to this "hypothetical" spin you put on it.
Posted by bigpetedatiga
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2009
8634 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:20 am to
Several ex military and current and former law enforcement. A current plant worker and an att line worker. The rest are older people and so I wouldn't count them.

It'd be a hell of a match up assuming we could get everyone to agree to leave their guns at home.

The only one I feel truly confident about is the att guy. I probably have 6 inches and about 50lbs on him easily.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 9:21 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11335 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 9:37 am to
I’m the youngest woman in my small neighborhood, but I’m also 9 months pregnant. It would be trashy AF, but I’d win.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19329 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:05 am to
I’m in my mid-50’s my neighbors are all in their 70’s. All three served in Vietnam ( Army, Air Force and Marines) Each one of their house’s is heavily armed. I’m friends with all three....wouldn’t ever even try.
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5271 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:08 am to
Both my neighbors are cornfed purebred American Baws. Outweigh me by at least 100. If they landed punches I’d probably go down but I have speed on them. Tough call either 2-0 or 0-2
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
50166 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:09 am to
I kill everyone in a two block radius
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
19276 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:17 am to
No, the dude next door is jacked and so is the old man across the street. They’d both beat my arse.
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 10:19 am
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1149 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:18 am to
To the right of me is a Black guy with dreads who works for the railroad. I’m 0-1 there. To the left is White workout guy who mows in jeans and no shirt to sho off his impeccable pecs. That’s a toss up. Neighbor across is a good ole boy who works on the barge. Big belly and slow but damn strong. I’ll out last him.


So 1-1-1
This post was edited on 8/1/20 at 10:19 am
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:27 am to
I have a racist old white neighbor. Very fit . It I'm 5'6 230, and full of fight .
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7998 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:29 am to
Only neighbor is 91 but she’s pretty spry. I think I could take 2 outta 3 falls.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55571 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:35 am to
Hell, I'm not even certain I could whip my closest neighbor's ol' lady. She's not big at all, but she's feisty and seems to have a mean streak if you piss her off. He's bigger and younger than me. He may not be near as battle tested, though. He doesn't seem like he was a big fighter coming up.

That said, they aren't trashy, and neither are we, so....that fight isn't a likely one.

The closest neighbor across the road? They're a little rougher around the edges and are heavily, heavily armed. Good folks, though. I try to keep them on my side.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
49142 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:38 am to
Easily. My neighbor on the left is in his 80s and in poor health. My neighbor on the right is in his 70s. He's in good shape and a former marine but I'm bigger than him and 30 years younger.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72686 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I could whip any guy on this street's arse.



Wtf kind of sentence is THIS? Definitely Walmart structure... Not juris doctor...
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55571 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:41 am to
quote:

I could whip any guy on this street's arse.

quote:

Wtf kind of sentence is THIS? Definitely Walmart structure... Not juris doctor...

Diagram it for the class. Just for shits and giggles.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:42 am to
If i wasn't sick I'd fight half this board
Posted by Texas ellessu
East Bank of Ward's Creek
Member since Dec 2007
524 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 10:49 am to
0-2 One is always packing the other (also always packing) is a US Marshal. Love my neighbors.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7354 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 11:04 am to
I really don't like to think about raining blows down upon my 70 year old neighbor, who gives us free vegetables from his garden.
Posted by Tampa Tiger
Fl.
Member since Nov 2006
667 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

One is always packing the other




You can't beat a packer?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
177412 posts
Posted on 8/1/20 at 6:12 pm to
I'll start with the old lady and see how I fare before I schedule any bouts
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