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Rules for Appy fans

Posted on 7/27/08 at 10:53 am
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 10:53 am
1. Know your role
2. Louisiana does not allow marriage to animals or siblings
3. Moonshine is not allowed in TS
4. The covered wagons ya'll will be riding to the game must be kept in the slow lane of the interstate
5. No telling male Tiger fans that they "have a purty mouth"
6. WartHog meat is not a proper tailgating meal
7. 2+2 does actually equal 4
8. No those things in the TS restrooms are not for you to bathe in
9. When you see the "LSU Left" sign, it does not mean we moved the campus, it's where you get the mules to turn your wagons toward
10. Call Tim Tebow and ask to borrow his crying towel from last season
Posted by los angeles tiger
1,601 miles from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2003
55976 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 10:56 am to
quote:

8. No those things in the TS restrooms are not for you to bathe in


I hope they obey that rule unlike Arkansas fans.
Posted by Carolinacajun
Davidson County Jail
Member since Oct 2003
12034 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 10:57 am to
Rules for LSU fans:
Feed me good and get me drunk. Enjoy the game.
Posted by bigpapamac
Mobile, AL
Member since Oct 2007
22549 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 10:57 am to
quote:

Moonshine is not allowed in TS


This rule can be broken, just share
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37716 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:01 am to
11. When you catch the scent, don't be looking for corndog vendors. There are none.
Posted by Appaholic69
Boone, NC
Member since May 2008
170 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:08 am to
You all do realize that you're entire state was PURCHASED from France. In other words, everyone in the United States owns your arse!!!

I reiterate, FRANCE, you know the big pussy nation that needed its arse saved during WW II.
Posted by steakbombLSU
H-Town
Member since Feb 2005
5423 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:10 am to
quote:

I reiterate, FRANCE, you know the big pussy nation that needed its arse saved during WW II.

thats pretty funny...
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:11 am to
quote:

I reiterate, FRANCE, you know the big pussy nation that needed its arse saved during WW II.

I hate france as much as the next american. But France is also the reason the united states won its independence. Without their help it is possible we wouldn't have won. Know your history.
This post was edited on 7/27/08 at 11:41 am
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14802 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:12 am to
Yeah, but France saved our arse in that little Revolutionary War.
Posted by swamptiger
Iowa, LA
Member since Jan 2007
56 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:14 am to
yeah, France...the big pussy nation that saved our arse during the Revolutionary war.

When the LA purchase was made there was also this little guy you might have heard of named Napoleon in charge of France....and while he wasn't as good of a field general as CLM, he was pretty badass in his own right.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60594 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:37 am to
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You all do realize that you're entire state was PURCHASED


You do realize the La purchase was in 1803, BEFORE we were a state, also.....our ENTIRE state was NOT included in the LA purchase. That would be Arkansas, Oklahoma, Iowa, MO, Nebraska, etc, etc.





Posted by Carolinacajun
Davidson County Jail
Member since Oct 2003
12034 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:39 am to
I'm requesting Adm. on making same point in two seperate threads. also penalty for using History lessons on a football board.
Lets keep the smack talk where I can keep up
By the way, I moved from the swamps to "Gooberville" so don't throw education smack at me.I've met the locals
This post was edited on 7/27/08 at 11:41 am
Posted by Paul_LSU_passion
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2004
5469 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:45 am to
quote:

2. Louisiana does not allow marriage to animals or siblings

Better keep them away from the Vet School lot and off River Road then...lots of farm animals!
Posted by TenTex
Member since Jan 2008
15949 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 11:47 am to
Oh man, what a reach. You can't do better then that?
This post was edited on 7/27/08 at 2:18 pm
Posted by Appaholic69
Boone, NC
Member since May 2008
170 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 12:04 pm to
On that point you are correct. However, you fail to know that it was the battle of Kings Mountain in North Carolina that helped the Continental army stop Mckinnely and Ferguson, of the British army, from defeating the patriot forces and taking over the southern portion of the colonies. The group of men that defeated Ferguson were comprised of men from the Blue Ridge Mountains, namely Boone and the surrounding area.
Posted by dawesome
Member since Jan 2007
219 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

The group of men that defeated Ferguson were comprised of

Snake handling religious fanatics holed up in tiny mountain towns, the true forefathers of appy state??
Posted by Double A
Charlotte
Member since Jul 2008
70 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 12:13 pm to
As in The Battle of King's Mountain, the turning point of the Revolutionary War? Won by "The Over the Mountain Men", a bunch of backwoods men from the Blue Ridge mtns of NC and Va.
Posted by BulldogQB
God's Country
Member since Jul 2007
68 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

By the way, I moved from the swamps to "Gooberville" so don't throw education smack at me.I've met the locals


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Posted by Appaholic69
Boone, NC
Member since May 2008
170 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 12:48 pm to
One other aside, the very FIRST articles of declaration written in the U.S. were written in the Watauga Valley area which includes parts of NW North Carolina and NE TN. Mecklenburg County claims that they were the first to declare independence from British tyranny but the Watauga Papers were actually written first.
Posted by 2tigersNlove
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
27 posts
Posted on 7/27/08 at 1:04 pm to
All the food will be good and I know you will be drunk when you get there.
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