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Why are the damn census people at my house?

Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:23 pm
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20526 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:23 pm
Do they normally come and aggravate people in thier homes?
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to
Fill out your form.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to
Theyre trying to test you. Eat their livers.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to
Tell them you’re black
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27904 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to
I filled out the form as soon as I got it to avoid those bastards.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69481 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to
Everyone who moved to the suburbs should update their information.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:25 pm to
Tell them you have corona. While holding a corona beer. That way you're not lying.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:26 pm to
They are Jehovah’s Witness disguised as census workers. Better find Jesus fast, baw.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71473 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:26 pm to
Answer the door naked and offer them a beer.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104281 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to
measuring you for a vaccine microchip.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71473 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to
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I filled out the form as soon as I got it to avoid those bastards.

Hell, I filled it out and mailed it in. About 3 weeks later I got a card in the mail reminding me to fill out and send in my census.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138065 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to


This baw nicked the census man last week
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35684 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:29 pm to
Because you are so incompetent that you haven’t already filled out your form online.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
27904 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:29 pm to
I did it via the Internet, maybe that's why they've left me alone.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35684 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

did it via the Internet, maybe that's why they've left me alone.


The clear and common sense answer. Full out the Census. It takes under five minutes
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:32 pm to
Every 10 years.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76290 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Why are the damn census people at my house?


Countless reasons
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:33 pm to
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Tell them you’re black
I stood there and told one with my blue eyed blonde haired male self that I was a family of five Polynesian Islander women. There are no legal definitions of race so they wrote it down and left.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:34 pm to
They are getting an accurate count of all the gays in your area
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60441 posts
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:35 pm to
They told you they would come and pay you a visit if you didn’t fill it out....and census folks are men of their word!
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