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Why are the damn census people at my house?
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:23 pm
Do they normally come and aggravate people in thier homes?
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to GREENHEAD22
Theyre trying to test you. Eat their livers.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to GREENHEAD22
I filled out the form as soon as I got it to avoid those bastards.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:24 pm to GREENHEAD22
Everyone who moved to the suburbs should update their information.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:25 pm to GREENHEAD22
Tell them you have corona. While holding a corona beer. That way you're not lying.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:26 pm to GREENHEAD22
They are Jehovah’s Witness disguised as census workers. Better find Jesus fast, baw.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:26 pm to GREENHEAD22
Answer the door naked and offer them a beer.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to GREENHEAD22
measuring you for a vaccine microchip.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to Tunasntigers92
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I filled out the form as soon as I got it to avoid those bastards.
Hell, I filled it out and mailed it in. About 3 weeks later I got a card in the mail reminding me to fill out and send in my census.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:28 pm to GREENHEAD22
This baw nicked the census man last week
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:29 pm to GREENHEAD22
Because you are so incompetent that you haven’t already filled out your form online.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:29 pm to LegendInMyMind
I did it via the Internet, maybe that's why they've left me alone.
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:30 pm to Tunasntigers92
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did it via the Internet, maybe that's why they've left me alone.
The clear and common sense answer. Full out the Census. It takes under five minutes
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:32 pm to GREENHEAD22
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Why are the damn census people at my house?
Countless reasons
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:33 pm to jimbeam
quote:I stood there and told one with my blue eyed blonde haired male self that I was a family of five Polynesian Islander women. There are no legal definitions of race so they wrote it down and left.
Tell them you’re black
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:34 pm to GREENHEAD22
They are getting an accurate count of all the gays in your area
Posted on 7/22/20 at 6:35 pm to GREENHEAD22
They told you they would come and pay you a visit if you didn’t fill it out....and census folks are men of their word!
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