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Anyone remember Roy D Mercer?

Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:06 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
110154 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:06 pm
Been going through a few of them during these times and I think they still hold up. Here are some of my favorites:

Police Chief
Graveyard
Dead Trees
Poison Pansies
Horse Bites Off Ear
Network

What are some of your favorites?
Posted by Bigtime92
Solsbury Hill
Member since Jan 2017
3688 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:11 pm to
How big a boy are you?
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22014 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:14 pm to
I'll mop the floor with your arse and kick it again for not catching the corner.
Posted by YawBaw7
Your Mom's house
Member since Jan 2017
414 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:20 pm to
Roy D By God Mercer
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:21 pm to
Rizzo >>>> Mercer
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5617 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:24 pm to
That's ROY "DAMN" MERCER to you baw!!!!


Love me some Roy!!
Posted by FoodExit
Mobile
Member since Jun 2011
897 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:28 pm to
I’ll beat you like cornbread batter
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:28 pm to
No. No one.

Nobody remembers Jerry Clower or Justin Wilson either.
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:30 pm to
I'm about to open up a fiddy-fie gallon drum of whoop arse, boy.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56258 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:30 pm to
Why I’ll slap a knot on your head that a calf could suck....
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14539 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:37 pm to
Sharon Jean
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3466 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:38 pm to
Bad Apples was my favorite Roy D Mercer call when I was a kid. We used to cry laughing at him and Adam Sandler songs.

The early 90’s were so fun.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:39 pm to
I loved the one where he told Barbara the government was cutting her check
Posted by Boh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
12357 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:39 pm to
Love the car salesman one

I AINT BRINGIN NOBODY DOWN THERE BUT MYSELF AND I’M BRINGIN A 55 GALLON DRUM OF arse WHOOP AND I’M POURING IT ON YOU
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9451 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:41 pm to
Funny as hell.
This post was edited on 7/12/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1377 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:46 pm to
To photographer re prize winning dead goat
Do you think you could floof his hair up a little?
Pawn Shop Head Lice Mink Coat
I Had to take my wife to a skin man over in Springdale. I gauran-god-dang-T you there's gonna be an asswhippin.
Posted by Vacherie
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2017
440 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:48 pm to
I love ole Roy
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37683 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 9:51 pm to
How bout I jerk a half hitch in your arse
Posted by roobedoo
hall summit
Member since Jun 2008
1094 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 10:00 pm to
Auto parts store with bent rim.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1399 posts
Posted on 7/12/20 at 10:02 pm to
I’ll put a pop knot on your head so big you could hitch a trailer to it
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