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Watch out for otters
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:39 pm
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:39 pm
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After an encounter with a river otter sent a man to a hospital, officials at Lassen Volcanic National Park in Northern California are warning people to stay out of the water at a popular lake.
The man was swimming in Manzanita Lake on June 25 when he was bitten by a female river otter, park spokesman Kevin Sweeney told The Times on Tuesday. The man was hospitalized with "significant injuries," including scratches and puncture wounds that caused bleeding, but they did not appear to be life threatening, Sweeney said.
Sweeney said that the incident occurred about a tenth of a mile from a ranger station, so rangers were able to respond quickly. No further details on the man's injuries or condition were available.
It is unclear what prompted the incident, but officials believe that the man may have gotten too close to the female otter's kittens, prompting her to aggressively react.
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The nature of the injuries is an exercise left to the reader.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:42 pm to Jim Rockford
He otter have seen that coming
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:42 pm to Jim Rockford
This is otterly ridiculous.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to Jim Rockford
Get the heck otter here.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to Jim Rockford
Getting your arse kicked by an otter. That’s one of the more embarrassing things that could happen to a man.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to MrWalkingMan
That's otterly ridiculous
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:43 pm to Jim Rockford
It bit his dick off didn’t it? I didn’t read shite so I’m assuming the otter got his dick.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to PrivatePublic
You, you, you, otter know.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:44 pm to Jim Rockford
Those frickers can be mean. The comedian Chad Daniels on The Middle of Somewhere podcast has been dealing with a violent otter lately. It cracks me up, but I would have to kill the evil bastard.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:45 pm to Sun God
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Black Lives Otter
Fail
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:46 pm to LegendInMyMind
An otter can frick you up.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:48 pm to Sun God
quote:
Black Lives Otter
Success!! Good job, I got a laugh out of it, have an upvote
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:49 pm to Jim Rockford
He otter not gone swimmin’.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:49 pm to Jim Rockford
Otters are swimming pit bulls with sharper teeth.
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:51 pm to Ron Popeil
You otter see the otter guy
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:54 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Appreciate the constructive criticism Mingo
Posted on 6/30/20 at 9:56 pm to Ron Popeil
Aquatic racoons. An otter will frick you all up, except for maybe that Arkansas fan that was obsessed with humans and chimps fighting hand to hand.
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