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I'm sick of MF lottery ticket idiots

Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52758 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:27 pm
multiple transactions taking 30 minutes everytime my chauffeur goes into the gas station.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
36232 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:28 pm to
I dont buy junk food or soda so this typically isn't an issue for me
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12300 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:28 pm to
Quit shopping at gas stations. Problem fixed.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168467 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:28 pm to
Unreal bro.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24705 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:29 pm to
Sorry you have to buy your one gallon of gas with nickels and pennies
Posted by GoldenSombrero
Member since Sep 2010
2840 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:29 pm to
If gas stations near me advertised they weren't selling scratch-off tickets I'd go out of my way to buy gas/drinks there.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40489 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:29 pm to
You're doing it wrong if you're riding to the gas station with your chauffeur.
Posted by thadcastle
Member since Dec 2019
2841 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:29 pm to
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multiple transactions taking 30 minutes everytime my chauffeur goes into the gas station.

Yeah and when I win I am going to turn around and pay your chauffeur to leave your arse at the gas station.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6288 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

chauffeur goes into the gas station


Oh man, this joke just gets funnier and funnier every time. Please keep doing it. I'm rolling on the floor laughing.
This post was edited on 6/17/20 at 12:34 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61254 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:33 pm to
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If gas stations near me advertised they weren't selling scratch-off tickets I'd go out of my way to buy gas/drinks there.


This. I have a certain few that I go to just for this reason.
The amount of stupidity I see from the average scratch off/lottery customer is mind blowing.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71226 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:34 pm to
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If gas stations near me advertised they weren't selling scratch-off tickets I'd go out of my way to buy gas/drinks there.

Well, do I have a deal for you! Just pack up and move to Alabama.
Like good, respectable Bible thumpers, we give our money to the surrounding states. Think of it like tithing.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61254 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:37 pm to
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Well, do I have a deal for you! Just pack up and move to Alabama. Like good, respectable Bible thumpers, we give our money to the surrounding states. Think of it like tithing.


The last gas station for the stupids that I went into was at the beach just across the state line in FL while we were down at the beach. There were some real winners in that place.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66940 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:37 pm to
They’re just paying taxes for you. You should thank them, rather than chastise them
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:38 pm to
The current state of petrol-station inside transactions.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:40 pm to
“Can I get a pack of Kools, a pack of swishas, and three easy 5s, fo’ pick fos, and a powerball?”
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66689 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:40 pm to
to be fair i am usually buying smokes and a hot dog as well
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61254 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

“Can I get a pack of Kools, a pack of swishas, and three easy 5s, fo’ pick fos, and a powerball?”


That and at the same time counting money after each request and trying to calculate how much they can buy while still being able to put $6 in gas in the car.

This is for all races. I live around a lot of old white people and they will mess up a line in no time at all.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147997 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:44 pm to
Only trashy people go into gas stations. Pay at the pump like normal folk.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57758 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:50 pm to
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multiple transactions taking 30 minutes everytime my chauffeur goes into the gas station.


You don't have your own pump on your estate for your chauffeur to use when you are not in the car? Stop being poor.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 6/17/20 at 12:51 pm to
For me it’s the dip or cigarettes guy. Clerk can’t ever find the right shite and it takes 30 min.
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