Trashiest thing you did all week

I poured my fish fry oil in my backyard by the back fence. Neighbors dog, yellow lab, basically can get into our yard whenever he wants by going under the fence that separates our yard. Like clockwork he came on over 1 hour later and started licking up the vegetable oil. Later that day our neighbor told my wife that their dog was having terrible diarrhea, I couldn’t hold in my laughter.