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re: TulaneLSU's Top 10 staircases of Auburn University

Posted on 5/15/20 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
35106 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 12:57 pm to
I missed these posts but this is a nah.
Posted by LSUtwolves
Member since Jun 2016
969 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 1:05 pm to
This is legit one of the funniest things i've seen on the internet in a while. Well done.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
51043 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 1:06 pm to
Are you considering steps as staircases?
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13685 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 1:37 pm to
Me and my friend used to laugh our arse off watching people trip on the Haley center steps in between classes.

Ahh simpler times.

Also no cater hall list is shite
This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11452 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 1:54 pm to
Thanks, TulaneLSU...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126373 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 2:07 pm to
TulaneLSU, my friend, dare I be so arrogant to call you thusly,

Your work has inspired me. You do not skimp on quality, nor content.
You do not heed the words of naysayers, yet do not let your ego swell no matter the laud.
You worry not for brevity, if length is needed. Nor eschew levity for the want of being brief.

Your persistence has dampened a doubtful heart and brought forth an upswelling spirit.

I shall be commencing work on another Point Of View piece about warfare in the age of sail.
Many thanks,

In deepest admiration,
Fr33
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
17429 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 2:15 pm to
Why do they need so many stairs, what would somebody in wheelchair do, saw no handicap ramps
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13374 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 3:49 pm to
Friend,

Your words are so kind mean so much to me. I cannot write poetry, so I rely on you. Please share your thoughts and words more frequently with all of us on the OT. You are the Peoples' Poet; don't shy from your role.

Yours,
TulaneLSU
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
76077 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114729 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

To be fair, your track record is so awful that even a vastly improved you sucks more than 95% of posters.



I give you that. There is really only one way for me to go.. And that's up.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

There is really only one way for me to go.. And that's up.




Hopefully there's a ramp or an elevator, bc you aren't going up any stairs
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126373 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

Friend,
Your words are so kind mean so much to me. I cannot write poetry, so I rely on you. Please share your thoughts and words more frequently with all of us on the OT. You are the Peoples' Poet; don't shy from your role.
Yours, TulaneLSU


Dear friend,

I am only a rake with a knack for raucous rhyme and rambling ribaldry. An arse with a aptitude aimed at alliteration. A bard with a bad back and bawdy bowdlerisms.
I cannot be the People’s Poet, only a ponderous panderer of poetry and pointless prose. My creations are carefully crafted, casual carvings from the cliffs of cold creation. A foil’s folly, a fool’s feint at finding fruitless fame.

But your words bolster my resolve to plunge headlong once more into the fray.
Once more into the breach, dear friend, once more.

It would truly be an honor to see which of my works you find worthy, which words of wit and wisdom writ that woke whimsy.

Yours in verse and verbiage,
Fr33
This post was edited on 5/15/20 at 6:37 pm
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10607 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:20 pm to
I really enjoyed myself reading this master piece
Posted by zzemme
Member since Nov 2008
10201 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:27 pm to
GOAT thread contender
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14479 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:35 pm to
Bravo.


Sadly, I am an elevator kind of guy myself. Old knee injuries keep my from enjoying many steps.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114729 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Hopefully there's a ramp or an elevator, bc you aren't going up any stairs


Truer words have never been spoken.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
126373 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

Truer words have never been spoken.



Pretty sure people have said you suck at posting often enough
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
21354 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:09 pm to
Good skateboarding spots
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
21354 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:12 pm to
Can Reid Falconer file a lawsuit to find out who TulaneLSU is?
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
1895 posts
Posted on 5/16/20 at 5:14 pm to
Next time you are on Auburn’s campus, hit me up. I work there everyday.
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