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Private school discipline stories....
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:16 am
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:16 am
A few of mine:
1) I said “shut up idiot” in kindergarten and the teacher took me to the cafeteria and held my tongue out and scrubbed it with soap.
2) In 3rd grade at recess, a friend and I were kicking and throwing rocks into the parking lot and broke some windshields. We each got a pretty severe whooping with the paddle from the Prinicipal.
1) I said “shut up idiot” in kindergarten and the teacher took me to the cafeteria and held my tongue out and scrubbed it with soap.
2) In 3rd grade at recess, a friend and I were kicking and throwing rocks into the parking lot and broke some windshields. We each got a pretty severe whooping with the paddle from the Prinicipal.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:19 am to jac1280
My girlfriend went to a catholic school that taught her that sex and masterbation were literally vices sent directly from satan, and for her to enjoy the pleasures of her own vagina was to reject Jesus Christ.
Now she thinks religion is silly and has a huge sex drive, and I can't help but think that teaching people that sex is bad makes it seem even more desirable than it already is.
Even the leader of the "abstinence club" in her class is a cam girl now. I say good for her.
Now she thinks religion is silly and has a huge sex drive, and I can't help but think that teaching people that sex is bad makes it seem even more desirable than it already is.
Even the leader of the "abstinence club" in her class is a cam girl now. I say good for her.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 11:21 am
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:22 am to jac1280
Well, I COULD tell stories. But I won't...
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:22 am to jac1280
Me and a few buddies broke into the school one night. Threw a teacher’s desk and some supplies into the pool and broke a trophy case. The Principal and a coach had a meeting with me and my parents and decided that the punishment should be taken care of at home.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:24 am to D011ahbi11
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Me and a few buddies broke into the school one night. Threw a teacher’s desk and some supplies into the pool and broke a trophy case. The Principal and a coach had a meeting with me and my parents and decided that the punishment should be
Are you AJ Soprano by chance?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to jac1280
Skated on much worse, but got a severe paddling by the principle in my first week of private school as a sophomore in high school... for having part of my shirt untucked while walking into the cafeteria.
This post was edited on 4/16/20 at 11:28 am
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to Peepdip
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Even the leader of the "abstinence club" in her class is a cam girl now. I say good for her.
Link?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:27 am to Peepdip
What school was that?
We got the abstinence talks but it was more about "You're kids, you don't need to be raising kids." And the usual, look you don't want to bring an STD to bed with your spouse condoms aren't some sorta shield from everything. And my favorite, don't have sex in the dark.
We got the abstinence talks but it was more about "You're kids, you don't need to be raising kids." And the usual, look you don't want to bring an STD to bed with your spouse condoms aren't some sorta shield from everything. And my favorite, don't have sex in the dark.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:30 am to jac1280
I made a boy bleed profusely after he punched me in the face.
.....and I got detention. WTF
.....and I got detention. WTF
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:34 am to jac1280
Didn't go to private school, but I got suspended in 4th grade for peeing behind a fence. I cried like a little bitch over the dumbest suspension ever.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:35 am to jac1280
In the first grade, I watched a nun pick up a kid by his ears.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:46 am to ZappBrannigan
Our lady of the lake or whatever its called.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:48 am to jac1280
I’m 39. In first grade we’d get smacked with a ruler by one of the nuns. Feel like we were the absolute tail end of this.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:50 am to Peepdip
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abstinence club
That sounds like an absolute riot.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:56 am to Peepdip
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My girlfriend went to a catholic school
Pics?
Posted on 4/16/20 at 11:57 am to jac1280
We used to get paddled by the principal with a big arse paddle with a confederate flag carved into it. We called getting "the stars and bars tattooed on your arse"
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:00 pm to jac1280
My grandma was the substitute teacher for my class one day and she washed my mouth out with soap for calling another kid a butt head.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:03 pm to jac1280
Went to a small parochial catholic school. The principal was a nun who kept a wooden paddle in her office.
There were always 1 or 2 kids who couldn't stay out of trouble (which I guess is true pretty much everywhere).
This one boy would get sent to the principal pretty much every day. He took to whistling the 'Bridge over the River Kwai" song when he was sent on his way to see the principal.
There were always 1 or 2 kids who couldn't stay out of trouble (which I guess is true pretty much everywhere).
This one boy would get sent to the principal pretty much every day. He took to whistling the 'Bridge over the River Kwai" song when he was sent on his way to see the principal.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 12:07 pm to jac1280
Got to class a minute late, there was already a kid standing in the trash can by the door. Coach put him there. I wasn’t late again. Thank you for taking the fire first.
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