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UVA's Final Solution to White Problem
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:01 pm
UVA's POC student assembly had a meeting to discuss what to do about the racist white people infiltrating their areas of UVA's campus.
It was determined that the final solution to eradicate the whites from their areas of campus was to give the whites a separate area to congregate in.
They will now have their own rooms and their own facilities which will be equal, but separate from normal people's areas.
They will have their own water fountains, their own restrooms, and their own study areas and cafeteria.
This area will be equal to the normal people's area but will be in the basement of the main building, so they don't disturb blacks or Latinx with their presence.
Down there, they will be able to suck up all the air, take up all the space they wish to, and just be white and do whatever it is that these racist people do.
There will be a separate entrance for them in the back, so they don't frighten or harm blacks or Latinx who don't want to be bothered by them.
UVA President Jim Ryan said that in areas such as classrooms, where they just didn't have room to give racists complete separate but equal areas, they would install partitions to keep the racists separated from normal, good people, stating that blacks and Latinx just didn't want to have to look at the whites.
All in all, not a bad final solution. I mean, they could just not allow white racists to attend the college at all. This is a much more equitable final solution and the faculty and leadership of UVA should be applauded for so deftly handling a very tricky situation.
It was determined that the final solution to eradicate the whites from their areas of campus was to give the whites a separate area to congregate in.
They will now have their own rooms and their own facilities which will be equal, but separate from normal people's areas.
They will have their own water fountains, their own restrooms, and their own study areas and cafeteria.
This area will be equal to the normal people's area but will be in the basement of the main building, so they don't disturb blacks or Latinx with their presence.
Down there, they will be able to suck up all the air, take up all the space they wish to, and just be white and do whatever it is that these racist people do.
There will be a separate entrance for them in the back, so they don't frighten or harm blacks or Latinx who don't want to be bothered by them.
UVA President Jim Ryan said that in areas such as classrooms, where they just didn't have room to give racists complete separate but equal areas, they would install partitions to keep the racists separated from normal, good people, stating that blacks and Latinx just didn't want to have to look at the whites.
All in all, not a bad final solution. I mean, they could just not allow white racists to attend the college at all. This is a much more equitable final solution and the faculty and leadership of UVA should be applauded for so deftly handling a very tricky situation.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:03 pm to Eternal Elephant
I'm okay with separate, as long as it's equal.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:03 pm to Eternal Elephant
When the people who yell about "Jim Crow laws"...enforce "Jim Crow laws."
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:05 pm to Wally Sparks
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Link
Babylon Bee I'm assuming
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:06 pm to Eternal Elephant
If only this was true!
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:06 pm to timdonaghyswhistle
Only works because it could happen
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:08 pm to Eternal Elephant
Internment camps....
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:09 pm to Eternal Elephant
Only black women want this. Black men are like “frick that where the white bishes at?!”
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:11 pm to Wally Sparks
He’s trolling, just ignore
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:11 pm to timdonaghyswhistle
quote:
I'm okay with separate, as long as it's equal.
I think it will be; they are sincere about doing it right. The local businesses in Charlottesville are also participating in the final solution to this always difficult situation.
Over 80% of the bars, restaurants, clubs, etc... have already come onboard and stated that they will start dividing their customers based on race.
One of the most popular clubs in town, DJ DeadPixel, has already started construction on a dividing wall to keep the whites away from the good people.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:11 pm to Eternal Elephant
No joy brother.
They’re trying to shut down the Greek system too
They’re trying to shut down the Greek system too
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:27 pm to Eternal Elephant
You got a link, new guy/troll?
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:34 pm to Lima Whiskey
You would think the Greek system would have a small level of protection after surviving the Rolling Stone hoax
Posted on 2/23/20 at 4:41 pm to teke184
I’m out of touch, but last I heard the situation was difficult. More and more restrictions every year.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 5:17 pm to upgrayedd
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You got a link, new guy/troll?
In conjunction with new separate but equal rules now to be enforced on UVA's campus, they have also decided to introduce busing.
Whites, or the racists as they are colloquially known, who don't wish to participate and conform to the new rules will be bused to an alternative school outside the city limits.
It is a remodeled 1940's era elementary school that can hold up to 5,000 of the racists. If more space is needed for the racists, trailers have been proposed as a quick solution, not a final solution.
The main objective of all of these new rules and regulations, that are coming at frantic paces, is to get these white people away from good people so that they don't suck up the air and take up the space.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 5:19 pm to Eternal Elephant
So, no link?
Did you just make all that up?
Did you just make all that up?
Posted on 2/23/20 at 5:19 pm to Eternal Elephant
You should leave this stuff to Babylon Bee and the Onion
Posted on 2/23/20 at 5:26 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
So, no link?
Did you just make all that up?
You actually believe I just made all that up? I'm not required to provide you a link to anything.
What type of person could just imagine stuff like this happening in the year 2020? Only a really backwards, ignorant, uneducated, moronic culture would segregate people based on skin color so that they don't take up space and use up the air that others could be breathing.
You have a lot of nerve to accuse me of just making this type of depravity up.
This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 5:27 pm
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