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Bloomberg apparently thinks farmers and blue collar workers are dumb too

Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:46 pm
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4015 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:46 pm
“I could teach anyone how to farm. Dig a hole, plant a seed, cover it with dirt, throw some water on it, and corn comes up”

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This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 7:48 pm
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
150293 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:47 pm to
Bubble Mike?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:47 pm to
This guy is great at bringing in a variety of voters.

Big tent indeed.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
108207 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:48 pm to
I so hope he's the nominee
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:48 pm to
Can we all just start calling him by the proper terminology........Midget.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
61049 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

plant a seed, cover it with dirt, throw some water on it, and corn comes up”


What if it’s a cucumber seed?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101833 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:50 pm to
Then he does squats over it.
Posted by Strannix
President Trump's America
Member since Dec 2012
51301 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

“Ninety-five percent of murders — murderers and murder victims fit one M.O. You can just take a description, Xerox it, and pass it out to all the cops,” 


He sure makes police work easy too
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4015 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:53 pm to
Bloomberg has never set foot on a farm in his life. Bold strategy, considering he needs the flyover votes to have a shot in hell
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18725 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:53 pm to
quote:



What if it’s a cucumber seed?
Then you get that really wet corn to make sandwiches with...don't forget to cut the crusts off. Mini Mike promotes a nanny state law against sandwich crusts!
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
19680 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:57 pm to
He thinks everyone is stupid.

He was the mayor of one of the most sophisticated cities in the world and wanted to tell them how big their soda could be.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33202 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:57 pm to
Yep, just like Ole Joe "anyone can mine coal, mining coal's easy"

Basically, a simpleton goes into a coal cave, punches shovel into the coal, drops the shovelful into wheelbarrow.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:59 pm to
1. Clear from context that he was talking about farming before the Industrial Revolution, so not entirely inaccurate. (He says, “ and then we had 300 years of industrial ...”).

2. Really stupid to say, anyway, in this age of trolls and out-of-context clips. Yes, OP, I am looking at you.
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 8:25 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

“I could teach anyone how to farm. Dig a hole, plant a seed, cover it with dirt, throw some water on it, and corn comes up”


That's true.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8812 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:02 pm to
I have 0 desire to ever give Bloomberg the benefit of the doubt, but are we sure that’s real? The lips don’t sync up to the audio, and it doesn’t particularly sound like Bloomberg. At least not how he speaks now. He has a little bit of a slur to words now that is completely missing from the video.

Maybe it’s an old speech before his voice changed and the audio is just on a bad loop. But this one has me skeptical.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:02 pm to
quote:



Basically, a simpleton goes into a coal cave, punches shovel into the coal, drops the shovelful into wheelbarrow.



Yes, that is one way to do it.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:03 pm to
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coal cave
Posted by tjv305
Member since May 2015
12739 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:04 pm to
Does he think this is 1940 ? I don’t think this is how professional farmers do it now. Very few Americans could afford the land and tractors to have a farming business.
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4015 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:05 pm to
If you think that is true you would be the countries shittiest farmer
This post was edited on 2/16/20 at 8:10 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33202 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 8:10 pm to


I'll let you edit the coal mining wikipedia page to add that one to the Methods section.
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