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If she's in Miami this week...
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:26 am
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:26 am
I've got 3 out of the house sons. 2 graduated & 1 still in undergrad.
The middle one lives in Nashville, works in music industry. Trying to find his way in the adult world.
He called last night for my advice about a girl he's been seeing. Here are the hilarious bullet points:
1. she's a waitress "slash" instagram model influencer
2. they've been casually dating for 4 months
3. she's been in Miami since Saturday & staying through next Tuesday
4. he can't get a straight answer from her what she's doing down there, where she's staying, or how she can afford it (he's not obsessing, but he realizes something is "up")
5. he says she's texting him all kinds of pictures at clubs, restaurants, on the beach, on a couple of different boats, etc. with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures.
For his sanity, I won't share the girl's account, but here's a girl who is down there with her, for your troubles:
Miami party girl
So, I ask the OT:
She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?
The middle one lives in Nashville, works in music industry. Trying to find his way in the adult world.
He called last night for my advice about a girl he's been seeing. Here are the hilarious bullet points:
1. she's a waitress "slash" instagram model influencer
2. they've been casually dating for 4 months
3. she's been in Miami since Saturday & staying through next Tuesday
4. he can't get a straight answer from her what she's doing down there, where she's staying, or how she can afford it (he's not obsessing, but he realizes something is "up")
5. he says she's texting him all kinds of pictures at clubs, restaurants, on the beach, on a couple of different boats, etc. with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures.
For his sanity, I won't share the girl's account, but here's a girl who is down there with her, for your troubles:
Miami party girl
So, I ask the OT:
She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:27 am to Tigear
She's getting railed. Often.
ETA Most upvotes I've ever had.
ETA Most upvotes I've ever had.
This post was edited on 1/31/20 at 5:15 am
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:28 am to Tigear
quote:First rule of casually dating: everyone's fricking someone else
2. they've been casually dating for 4 months
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to Tigear
quote:
with some girl friends, but no guys in the pictures
There's some guys in the picture.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to Tigear
quote:
She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?
having been the guy with the yacht before, I can unequivocally, yes, yes she is
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to Tigear
1. this is probably fake
2. shes a hooker
2. shes a hooker
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to Tigear
poor guy is getting bamboozled.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to Tigear
.
This post was edited on 6/6/20 at 8:37 am
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:29 am to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
She's getting railed. Often.
By many different people.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to eScott
quote:
There's some guys in the picture.
But only on a by the hour basis...
OP, tell junior to run far and fast.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to Tigear
quote:
She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?
She's a fishing guide and she is using her best bait. No limit on her catches either.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:30 am to Tigear
Uhh, is she down there with former Queen Pauline Jackson's sister? Because that girl looks like she could be Pauline Jackson's sister.
Working on getting a pic from instagram to post and show everyone.
Pauline Jackson:
Working on getting a pic from instagram to post and show everyone.
Pauline Jackson:
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 10:34 am
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to Tigear
She being railed like a train on tracks.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to Tigear
quote:
She's a hooker/escort/on a rich man's yacht, isn't she?
Most likely. However can he benefit financially from it? If not then let's see those pics of his lady because the relationship is over already.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to DMagic
quote:
However can he benefit financially from it?
nope
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to Tigear
Lol your son is being replaced by BBC
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:31 am to Tigear
Nothing is ever free. his gf is paying for that vacation one way or another
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:32 am to Tigear
Girls go to the Super Bowl for two things:
Free Drinks
and
BBC
Free Drinks
and
BBC
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:32 am to Tigear
It says right there in the story what the girl you linked is doing in Miami.
Ignite swimsuit calendar launch party. Ignite is Dan Bilzarian’s company.
Ignite swimsuit calendar launch party. Ignite is Dan Bilzarian’s company.
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 10:34 am
Posted on 1/30/20 at 10:33 am to Tigear
Have your son ask her which swing clubs she belongs to in Nashville.
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