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re: Should we put monkeys in our drones?
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:21 pm to CaptEasy
Posted on 1/9/20 at 9:21 pm to CaptEasy
Perhaps a little O-T, but when I moved down to Lake Charles almost 39 years ago to work in the oilfield, there was a guy who worked slickline. He had a chimpanzee that would ride around with him in the truck. The chimp would smoke cigarettes and blow perfect smoke rings. One of my buddies (who was unaware of this) was getting into the truck, saw the chimp in the back and froze. The guy said, "Get in, the monkey is cool." Understatement.
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Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:49 pm to Dale51
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Now only that, but they will learn how to ride horses and wear leather vests
Bingo!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:02 pm to Rawdawgs
quote:Pic please!!!!
The chimp would smoke cigarettes and blow perfect smoke rings.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:32 pm to tigeraddict
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Movie was Project X
They were chimps, but loved that movie as a kid.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 5:49 pm to Rawdawgs
quote:this is why we SHOULD NOT use them...they have some socially redeeming qualities....why not use the democrats on the house intelligence committee and use the chimps for the good of the nation...no need to chance losing a chimp when you can use a lower form of life in the drone, like shiff or tippy johnson
He had a chimpanzee that would ride around with him in the truck. The chimp would smoke cigarettes and blow perfect smoke rings.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:07 pm to BamaScoop
We put them in Congress.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:27 pm to Rebel
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Our current enemy? No not monkeys. Use these guys.
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Oh hell yes!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:34 pm to BamaScoop
First post that you made that I had to down vote.
Monkeys are too cute and lovable, our enemies...... not so much.
Now replace them with every illegal we catch...
Sorry, didn't mean that really, just a joke.
Monkeys are too cute and lovable, our enemies...... not so much.
Now replace them with every illegal we catch...
Sorry, didn't mean that really, just a joke.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:39 pm to VOR
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ou sound like you’re qualified to be Trump’s Secretary of Defense. Congrats .
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VOR
Posted on 1/10/20 at 6:51 pm to RTM4
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Monkeys are too cute and lovable, our enemies
They are filthy beasts that would bite your gonads off or rip your face off in a second if given the opportunity
Posted on 1/10/20 at 7:00 pm to BamaScoop
Or next American condemnation blitz bomb thousands of blocks of lard . . .
. . . onto the Iranian Parliament building.
A hour's warning @ midnight should do. The cleanup alone would be worth it.
. . . onto the Iranian Parliament building.
A hour's warning @ midnight should do. The cleanup alone would be worth it.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:03 pm to BamaScoop
So unrealistic. Use apes not monkeys. Apes have larger brains and no tails. Get real man. 
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 8:04 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:06 pm to BamaScoop
Yes.
Drone Monkeys...
Drone Monkeys...
Posted on 1/10/20 at 8:16 pm to BamaScoop
This thread, especially mentioning a pig remind me of a SP episode.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:28 pm to BamaScoop
I am drunk and fricking like this idea only if the monkeys were wearing go pro cameras.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:32 pm to Tiger on the Rag
Like this, only in drones?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:42 pm to BamaScoop
It would be scarier, if we put our drones inside some monkeys. Big ones.
With hands full of monkey poop.
With hands full of monkey poop.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:47 pm to BamaScoop
We should put them on a boat and go fish at the squiggles
Posted on 1/10/20 at 9:54 pm to Rebel
how dare you defame our boys in blue like that
Posted on 1/10/20 at 10:17 pm to Rawdawgs
We should put liberals in drones. 
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