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re: nevermind
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:41 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:41 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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Who are you talking about?
Monson.
quote:
the skill and speed advantage of a well-trained average-sized man will be too much for a large brute that is untrained
If you can hit me, I can grab you. And if I can grab you, I can slam you against every single hard object until I get bored.
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Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:41 pm to lsupride87
Why are so many of you idiots thinking that chimps = gorilla?
There’s this idea out there that chimpanzees are superhuman strong,” says Matthew O’Neill at the University of Arizona in Phoenix. Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size.
Read more: LINK
There’s this idea out there that chimpanzees are superhuman strong,” says Matthew O’Neill at the University of Arizona in Phoenix. Yet his team’s experiments and computer models show that a chimpanzee muscle is only about a third stronger than a human one of the same size.
Read more: LINK
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:42 pm to pensaNOLA
They are just lazy
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:48 pm to diat150
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yeah a 12 year old. how many 12 year olds look like this?
Yes that’s the point. They’re freaks compared to someone of a similar size to them. They’re also savages compared to a civilized human, so of course they’ll be more vicious when attacking.
However they’re not stronger then these linemen. Even much older studies had them as about 3x as strong to their comparable human equivalent in size. More recent ones have them as 1.3-1.5x. Then consider that these linemen more than 3x their size.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:26 pm to X123F45
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If you can hit me, I can grab you. And if I can grab you, I can slam you against every single hard object until I get bored.
Maybe. Big guys don’t usually grow up fighting and if someone gets in a fight that isn’t used to it, there is a silent clock that is ticking on their effectiveness. Even more so when the person is large and muscular. If you’re large enough to be able to maul me like you describe, I am going to be close enough to make you think I’m engaging while keeping enough distance to tire you out before truly engaging. Once you’re gasping for air and the lactic acid is flooding your muscles, you’ll realize your dilemma, but your pride won’t let you quit. At that point, I’m not going to hit you in the face, but in a couple places that will make you wish you were dead. Then you’ll quit and hope that I’m an honorable guy.
A trained MMA fighter will have trained wrestling and ju jitsu extensively and will be in positions where you can not manipulate or rag doll them like you’re hoping. So they could be much more aggressive than me.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:28 pm to 1BamaRTR
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Yes that’s the point. They’re freaks compared to someone of a similar size to them. They’re also savages compared to a civilized human, so of course they’ll be more vicious when attacking.
However they’re not stronger then these linemen. Even much older studies had them as about 3x as strong to their comparable human equivalent in size. More recent ones have them as 1.3-1.5x. Then consider that these linemen more than 3x their size.
yall are retarded. look at the arms on that chimp. are you seriously trying to say that that chimp is barely stronger than a 12 year old? The study you are talking about is the muscle fibers. so the muscle fibers are stronger, but the weight of the chimp is concentrated differently than a human and basically zero fat. A human with the exact same amount of muscle on the arm the chimp would be 1.3-1.5 times stronger. That chimp would grab you by the ankle and flip you on the ground. Then climb on top of you are bite a hole thru your head with those 1" fangs all while tearing at you face and neck with the most powerful hands you have ever felt in your life. It wouldnt even be a contest without any kind of weapons.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:30 pm to diat150
quote:Jesus christ
yall are retarded. look at the arms on that chimp. are you seriously trying to say that that chimp is barely stronger than a 12 year old?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:39 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
And for the record, I’m in my mid 40s and haven’t been in a fight in over 20 years, broke my back twice, broke my dominant hand in a fight (which never healed right) and felled a tree on my shoulder smashing it pretty good, so none of what I posted applies to me anymore.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:47 pm to diat150
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yall are retarded. look at the arms on that chimp. are you seriously trying to say that that chimp is barely stronger than a 12 year old?
Yeah that’s why I said they’re freaks compared to a 12 year old. Of course you have to look at relative lean muscle mass since that’s what the study is on. Did I have to describe how freakish?
And why are you ignoring these guys are more than THREE times the size of these chimps and heavily muscled themselves. Yes they have less muscle mass % then that of a chimps but they still have significantly more muscle mass.
In addition the only way this works is if the human is also fighting the chimp to the death. In ALL these scenarios you guys act like the humans will be scared or succumb to the pain. So they actually don’t fight which isn’t what the question is about.
In a true fight to the death and with adrenaline pumping to the body, we are much stronger and quicker then normal. Our teeth and our fingers are also able to heavy inflict damage. It would be extremely painful and damaging to ourselves but it can be done in a life or death situation. Again you guys assume the chimps are adrenaline pumped but not the humans fighting.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 1:55 pm to The Baker
Chimps are up there with bears in terms of animals I least want to see.
I’ve seen what they do to people, ain’t pretty.
I’ve seen what they do to people, ain’t pretty.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:01 pm to jnethe1
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Chimps are up there with bears in terms of animals I least want to see.
Tigers? Lions? Elephant? Rhino? Alligator?
Nah, fricking chimps man
This board and chimps. What the hell
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:02 pm to jnethe1
quote:hippo here.
Chimps are up there with bears in terms of animals I least want to see.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:07 pm to lsupride87
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This board and chimps. What the hell
What chimps can do
They don’t just kill you, they inflict terrible injuries.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:08 pm to TT9
Yeah, hippos are some deadly mofos.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:09 pm to jnethe1
quote:Yeh
What chimps can do
Want to see what a tiger can do? A lion? an elephant? and on and on
a freaking chimp being at the top of your animals not to mess with list is dumb
They arent even top 5 on the primates list
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:12 pm to lsupride87
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a freaking chimp being at the top of your animals not to mess with list is dumb
They arent even top 5 on the primates list
You’re the type of person that makes everyone uncomfortable.
It’s a matter of opinion you dense tard...
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:13 pm to jnethe1
quote:You would rather fight a tiger than a chimp
It’s a matter of opinion you dense tard...
look in the mirror for the dense tard
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:13 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
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At that point, I’m not going to hit you in the face, but in a couple places that will make you wish you were dead.
Yeah you ain't getting my liver baw
And for the record, fractured vertebrae, torn rotator cuff.
But the biggest killer at the moment is I'm still fighting pneumonia.
I gassed out walking in to work this morning
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:13 pm to lsupride87
If your 12 year old was 175 lbs and about 5'7" standing straight up and has the leaping ability of about 2 Jordans with the distance of Bob Beamon and Usain Bolt muscle twitch speed....and very sharp eye teeth
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:13 pm to lsupride87
quote:
You would rather fight a tiger than a chimp
look in the mirror for the dense tard
You’re really taking this to that level aren’t you...
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