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Star Wars Episode IX

Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:54 pm
Posted by claremontrich
Member since Nov 2016
2001 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:54 pm
I have a thought that my unsolicited advice might find a place on my favorite board:


Fellow conservative patriots,: my politics are to the right of Atilla the Hun yet I was prepared : I knew I would be forced to go see SW by my 11yo son.

Surprise Surprise: I really enjoyed it. No one was more shocked than me.

I should have been suspicious that the Lefty insider critics have given the movie horrible reviews as opposed to the glowing initial reviews they gave to the Last Jedi.

Even the Lesbian scene was so forced that the Alphabet people must be furious at how patronizing it looked. A win for the good guys everywhere. Trust me , it was sooo bad the LGBT people are gonna be really really pissed

Overall Review: The best part: A movie you could enjoy over the holidays to take your mind off politics and not be disappointed.....


Edit for extra info:

I saw the original SW as a kid and have been invested my whole life. The Last Jedi pretty much destroyed SW for me.

No one is more shocked than me that my interest might be rekindled somewhat after this move and the Mandalorian series.
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Richleau
Member since Dec 2018
2443 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:56 pm to
frick the greedy mouse. Will not see it. Thanks for the review though.
Posted by BigJim
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
14541 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:56 pm to
Agree. And it walks back a lot of the crap from the last movie.
Posted by Rooskie
MN
Member since Oct 2019
643 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:57 pm to
I have only seen the original when my Mom took me to it in 1977 I believe. Never been to another one nor have I watched any of the others.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89781 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:58 pm to
Hard pass on anything Star Wars since Episode III: Revenge of the Whiny-arse Punk Who Claims to be Darth Vader, but is, In Fact, Not.

Glad you enjoyed it, though. You probably only caught a little bit of teh ghey (NTTAWWT).
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17407 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

frick the greedy mouse.


Jesus Christ. The Disney vault is gone with the release of Disney plus, you can watch Bambi anytime you want now, why the lingering hurt?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263209 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

I have only seen the original when my Mom took me to it in 1977 I believe


Same. Went with friends. Haven't seen it again nor a sequel.

I do not support hollywood And never was a big movie fan.
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 11:41 pm
Posted by claremontrich
Member since Nov 2016
2001 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

You probably only caught a little bit of teh ghey (NTTAWWT).


Naaaah. I did not (NTTIAWWT).

In fact, imho, it was a very heterosexual/macho movie. I suspect that is why the insider critics hate it.
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
5321 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:06 pm to
The movie was great! However to hell with Disney and the alphabet of weirdos for throwing the lesbo shite into a Star Wars movie. Those assholes just can't help themselves. They've got to ruin everything in the name of the cause. It's ridiculous.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49438 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

Lefty insider critics have given the movie horrible reviews as opposed to the glowing initial reviews they gave to the Last Jedi

I mean the movie had some big problems albeit not as bad as TLJ
quote:

Even the Lesbian scene was so forced

It was for 2 seconds in the background of people celebrating. Stop melting
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75369 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:07 pm to
But aren’t movies like music? Doesn’t everyone like at least something? Have you met anyone that has hated any form of music? Seems like movies and music, regardless of genre is part of human interaction and life.
Posted by claremontrich
Member since Nov 2016
2001 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

It was for 2 seconds in the background of people celebrating. Stop melting



In what universe did my post imply that I was melting? I phrased it two different ways to emphasize how hilarious the scene was.

It is almost as if you were looking for the first comment about the scene to be made so you could accuse the person of melting without even fully reading the context...
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141491 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

Stop melting


Your tired tactic is tired. Nothing about his post was indicative of someone having a meltdown. Wtf is wrong with you people?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49438 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Nothing about his post was indicative of someone having a meltdown. Wtf is wrong with you people?


What the frick is wrong with you people? Crying over a lesbian in Star Wars
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49438 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:15 pm to
Bro you spent a paragraph about saying how forced it was when it wasn't forced at all. It's hilarious how poor yall are at being self aware
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141491 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:15 pm to
The only one crying is you crying over someone discussing star wars.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49438 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:16 pm to
Whatever you say champ
Posted by claremontrich
Member since Nov 2016
2001 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Nothing about his post was indicative of someone having a meltdown. Wtf is wrong with you people?



so true
This post was edited on 12/22/19 at 11:18 pm
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
73416 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Even the Lesbian scene was so forced that the Alphabet people must be furious at how patronizing it looked.


Most people probably barely noticed it.

Not you, though. You were looking for something to be mad about.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49438 posts
Posted on 12/22/19 at 11:18 pm to
Exactly

Imagine being so fragile that you have to rant about a 2 second scene
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