re: If you guys thought the song Rocky Top was bad

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Sooners sure are proud that their forefathers took part in a huge government giveaway. The land plots that their forefathers claimed are no different than government cheese. Descendants of welfare leeches. Nothing more.

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Not only that, welfare CHEATS.

They went into the Unassigned Lands early and did shite like hide in creeks near prime lands until the official time you could first enter the territory hit and then they'd pop out and lay claim hours before the people who followed the rules and stayed out until it was time could ever even reach the land. And that was the people who couldn't enter legally. The corrupt sons of bitches who could enter legally (lawmen, surveyors, etc.) would use their office to stake out positions of their own as well before the law-abiding people could.

That's why they call them Sooners.

Maybe they'll capsize their Sooner Schooner again. Also, Mike says horse is delicious.