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Things the wife asks you to do that she could’ve done herself
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:43 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:43 am
I’ve been busting arse working on a home improvement project the past week and the first thing the wife says to me when I wake up this morning was “can you back my car up underneath the carport so I don’t get wet in the cold rain?”.
Good morning to you too, sweetheart. How did I sleep? Oh I slept fine, don’t worry about me. Nah, I don’t need coffee yet.
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport when she could’ve done it herself BEFORE it started raining.
Good morning to you too, sweetheart. How did I sleep? Oh I slept fine, don’t worry about me. Nah, I don’t need coffee yet.
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport when she could’ve done it herself BEFORE it started raining.
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 7:45 am
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Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:44 am to TDsngumbo
Pleasure her.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:45 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold,
Always knew you were a huge beta.
quote:
carport
and a poor
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 7:46 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:45 am to TDsngumbo
T-minus 2 years till she runs off with Jody
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:46 am to Corporal Beavis
She ain’t going anywhere. She has it too good with me and nobody else would put up with her arse today.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:46 am to TDsngumbo
First, you know the drill.
Second,
Pussy.
And third, I think this is just a woman thing.
Second,
quote:
go outside in my boxers
Pussy.
And third, I think this is just a woman thing.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 am to TDsngumbo
I bet you got zero pussy for that too
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport when she could’ve done it herself BEFORE it started raining.
And how many points do you get for this?
ZERO.
At least that's what I'd get around here.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 am to TDsngumbo
We use umbrellas at my house.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 am to TDsngumbo
I feel myself getting irrationally angry at that Baker Mayfield commercial where the stadium is his house and he and his girl are watching a movie on the jumbotron. She sends him on a trek for a coke, he gets all the way back and she asks for a straw. I want him to tell her to frick Off so bad.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:47 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
I’ve been busting arse working on a home improvement project the past week and the first thing the wife says to me when I wake up this morning was “can you back my car up underneath the carport so I don’t get wet in the cold rain?”.
Good morning to you too, sweetheart. How did I sleep? Oh I slept fine, don’t worry about me. Nah, I don’t need coffee yet.
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport when she could’ve done it herself BEFORE it started raining.
Pull a Caitlyn Jenner and install your own pussy. Then you can get other guys to do shite like this for you.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:48 am to TaderSalad
Yea, y’all couldn’t handle pics of her ugly arse sandals. No way I’m posting pics of the rest of her.
And frick going outside nearly nekid in this weather. Men like to be warm, too!
Indeed, it is just a woman thing.
And frick going outside nearly nekid in this weather. Men like to be warm, too!
Indeed, it is just a woman thing.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:50 am to 50_Tiger
quote:
bet you got zero pussy for that too
Correct. Zero pussy was had in this household while trying to get ready for work and get kids ready for school at 6:00 am. You would be 100% correct.
ETA:
She just texted me this. So no pussy yet BUT since it’s still technically October...
This post was edited on 10/31/19 at 7:55 am
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:52 am to TDsngumbo
Should have bent her over and busted them guts. Then went back to sleep
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:53 am to TDsngumbo
(Sigh......)
Can't believe nobody said this yet:
PIIHB
Can't believe nobody said this yet:
PIIHB
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:57 am to TDsngumbo
nice honda
Posted on 10/31/19 at 7:57 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
So the first thing I did today was go outside in my boxers into the cold, pouring rain to move my wife’s car under the carport when she could’ve done it herself BEFORE it started raining
You also could've put pants on
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:00 am to TDsngumbo
You're spoiling her, typical mistake guys make on the first wife. You'll do better on round 2.
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:00 am to Space Cadet
Posted on 10/31/19 at 8:06 am to TDsngumbo
47° and October?
What kind of riddle is that?
What kind of riddle is that?
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