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Former Florida teacher arrested, accused of having sex with teenage student

Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:55 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:55 pm
They never learn.

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A former teacher at New Smyrna Beach High School is in custody after deputies said she engaged in a sexual relationship with a student.
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Officials said 28-year-old Megan Parris turned herself in after a judge signed a warrant for her arrest for allegedly having sex with a 16-year-old student multiple times.
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An investigation into Parris' behavior began in March after a student reported her and the victim to school officials. Detectives determined Parris had sexual encounters with the victim off campus
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Friends of Parris said after she was put on leave, she confided in them that she did have sex with the teen
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One friend said Parris had told her her marriage was "in a bad place" and that she "just liked the attention,"
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The teen told investigators the pair had sex twice and that Parris had messaged him nude photos.
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Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32094 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:57 pm to
Yeah. They never learned to have sex with me when I was at that age. It sucks having no fricking game man.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11621 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:57 pm to
Need pics of her body to figure out if I’m mad or not
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15302 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:58 pm to
She's got a linebacker neck.

Send her to jail
Posted by ItSawGood
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2015
341 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:59 pm to
Chin of a boxer
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92437 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:59 pm to
Get rid of the perm and I'd say she is innocent
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19579 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 1:59 pm to
Damn she probably could've put some pressure on Burrow last Saturday night if she suited up

IWHI



This post was edited on 10/18/19 at 2:11 pm
Posted by ItSawGood
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2015
341 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:00 pm to
SWHY
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5605 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:01 pm to
Unless photos surface showing that she is fatty, I’m gonna go ahead and say IWHI. I reserve the right to rescind that at any time.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27961 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:01 pm to
New Smryna Beach has the highest rate of shark attacks in the world. I wonder if it’s mud sharks?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133280 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:01 pm to
Where were these teachers when I was that age?














fricking better looking students apparently.
This post was edited on 10/18/19 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:02 pm to
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One friend said Parris had told her her marriage was "in a bad place" and that she "just liked the attention,"


So sleeping with a student will get your marriage in a better place? Ignorant who’re.
Posted by TigerNlc
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Member since Jun 2006
33097 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8153 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:02 pm to
Looks like one of them clingy psycho ex-girlfriend types... stay away.. stay far away
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:04 pm to
too manly. even virgin high school me would pass.
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36820 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:04 pm to
Florida? Can't she just jog naked down I-4 for a mile or so?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21102 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:05 pm to
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too manly. even virgin high school me would pass.


I don't know about that. There are way worse out there.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133280 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:06 pm to
I think I have a solution to this guys. We’ll start a club where we dress up as students and let ourselves be molested by these teachers, for free. Then these poor 16 and 17 year old boys won’t have the horrible experience of an older, more experienced woman performing depraved sex acts on them and sending them naked pictures.


We could call it
S.L.U.T.S.

Saving
Learners from
Uncontrollable
Teacher
Sex


We could have chapters in every city!


Maybe this should have it’s own thread?
This post was edited on 10/18/19 at 2:14 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21102 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:07 pm to
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We could call it S.L.U.T.S. Saving Learners from Uncontrollable Teacher Sex We could have chapters in every city!


Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5605 posts
Posted on 10/18/19 at 2:10 pm to
Sign me up, Baw! And have an Upvote!
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