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The Dallas Cowboys are the Texas A&M of the NFL

Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:31 pm
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14015 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:31 pm
frick this team. frick Jason garrett. frick jerry jones. frick anyone involved with this sorry arse organization. Every year, like a complete dumbass, i think to myself how it’s gonna somehow be different. How we’re somehow just not gonna fricking suck anymore. And the worst part about it is, we rarely ever really suck. We’re just so painfully average that it legitimately hurts the soul to think about. I wouldn’t mind going something like 3-13, at least there’s something to gain out of that. But no, these mf’s are wired to make you think they are somewhat legitimate until they get fricked on when it matters.

I actually want to give a huge shoutout to the Dallas Cowboys. Thank you for exposing yourselves this early in the season and not dragging it out any further like you normally do, I really appreciate it.


The sad thing is i’m sure there are numerous fan bases that would love to be 3-2 right now. 3-2 doesn’t mean shite for this team. These bastards aren’t fooling me. Not again at least.



Thank fricking christ for LSU tiger football.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to
tMelt
Posted by TitaniusAnglesmith
Fancy Man of Cornwall
Member since Oct 2019
31 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to
Nice melt. Dude, why are you giving any emotions towards professional sports?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11925 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100465 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:32 pm to
I like how Jerry replaced his desire to win with just enjoying his stadium and hosting all these random games and making bank on them
This post was edited on 10/6/19 at 7:33 pm
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14015 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

tMelt


was clearly meant to be a melt, i needed to let that shite out
This post was edited on 10/6/19 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53423 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:34 pm to
would you knock it off?

Take a look at your schedule coming up for the next four weeks -- EASY.

Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14015 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Nice melt. Dude, why are you giving any emotions towards professional sports?


as an arkansas fan, maybe you should consider it
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
28871 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:35 pm to
Damn, as a Cowboys fan myself I really enjoyed reading this melt. Thanks for posting.
Posted by DallasTiger11
Los Angeles
Member since Mar 2004
13366 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:36 pm to
The cowboys are pathetic but no one is on the level of aggy.
Posted by lsutigers1992
Member since Mar 2006
25317 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:38 pm to
We are not forced to watch the Aggies every week even though they’ve won like 3 postseason games in like 23 years.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

We are not forced to watch the Aggies every week even though they’ve won like 3 postseason games in like 23 years.



You think that's bad, try hating them and living in Dallas. I don't even care about the NFL in general much but they crowd out EVERYTHING else.

It is fun to listen to The Ticket after a loss but they have a hockey game tonight.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:42 pm to
quote:


The Dallas Cowboys are the Texas A&M of the NFL


They are a joke that’s for sure
Posted by wilceaux
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2004
12987 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

frick this team. frick Jason garrett. frick jerry jones. frick anyone involved with this sorry arse organization. Every year, like a complete dumbass, i think to myself how it’s gonna somehow be different. How we’re somehow just not gonna fricking suck anymore. And the worst part about it is, we rarely ever really suck. We’re just so painfully average that it legitimately hurts the soul to think about. I wouldn’t mind going something like 3-13, at least there’s something to gain out of that. But no, these mf’s are wired to make you think they are somewhat legitimate until they get fricked on when it matters.

I actually want to give a huge shoutout to the Dallas Cowboys. Thank you for exposing yourselves this early in the season and not dragging it out any further like you normally do, I really appreciate it.


The sad thing is i’m sure there are numerous fan bases that would love to be 3-2 right now. 3-2 doesn’t mean shite for this team. These bastards aren’t fooling me. Not again at least.


Posted by Tau Neutrino
Franklin, Tennessee
Member since Aug 2019
734 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 7:54 pm to
But the state of AR is too poor and desolate to have any pro teams
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7367 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:42 pm to
A fan base full of cocksuckers?

Sounds about right.
Posted by slapnuts74
Nuttsville
Member since Jan 2019
589 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:57 pm to
Yeah they the A&M but yet they have 5..count em 5 Super Bowls chump! And I don’t even like the cowboys I’m just sick of the hate
Posted by dukee7
Louisiana
Member since May 2019
2270 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 8:57 pm to
This is what we keep trying to tell you! But your fan base is too fricking arrogant and delusional they won’t accept it.

They cows are who we though they were. A completely average team with a huge bankroll, a dumb head coach, a cocky owner, and a bunch of hardheaded fans.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin to Houston
Member since Nov 2018
14015 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Yeah they the A&M but yet they have 5..count em 5 Super Bowls chump! And I don’t even like the cowboys I’m just sick of the hate


very confusing response here, but alright.

i wasn’t alive to see any of those 5 super bowls so they don’t mean shite to me.
Posted by Fat Bastard
2024 NFL pick'em champion
Member since Mar 2009
88806 posts
Posted on 10/6/19 at 9:01 pm to
suhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet melt
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