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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse

Posted on 9/30/19 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 3:16 pm to
Gortons fisherman should be added to the far left. I wouldn’t want to pick a fight with an old, drunk sailor
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 3:57 pm to
I notice Wendy isn't on there - cause she would break it off in ya.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:18 pm to
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I notice Wendy isn't on there - cause she would break it off in ya.

Not if I break it off in her first

This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:19 pm to
I would frick Ronald McDonald up with so many rights, he would beg for a left.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:25 pm to
What about Little Debbie. She always reminded me of some psycho chick that killed her family with axe in the middle of the night, like Lizzy Borden.

This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 4:27 pm
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:28 pm to
Posted by chinhoyang
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:46 pm to
Kool Aid Man is too close to fair fight. I mean he can run through walls with ease. No chance.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I notice Wendy isn't on there - cause she would break it off in ya.


I met the real Wendy. She was unimpressive to say the least.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18985 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:48 pm to
Kool Aid man can run through walls, bro. You ain't kicking him over.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23776 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:49 pm to
Hamburger Mary (the first drag queen Hamburger mascot)

Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18985 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:51 pm to
Frito Bandito has 2 pistolas. Don't even think about trying him.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:53 pm to
Oh, I see...the one with nuts is a puss.....what kinda new age shite is this...there is no way the peanut MM is that much weaker than the regular MM
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:55 pm to

You way underrated Cap'n Crunch my dude

He's a goddamn sea captain in some sort of cereal military, he didn't get there being soft
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 4:56 pm to
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Cap'n Crunch


quote:

he didn't get there being soft


ISWYDT
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:00 pm to
Maybe I’m retarded, but I’m finding this thread entertaining AF!
Posted by RazorBroncs
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:06 pm to

I'm entertained as well, mostly because it's his 2nd post ever and it's random as hell.

This has to be an alter, right? Nobody comes out of the gate that strong
Posted by Pechon
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Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:41 pm to
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Kool Aid man can run through walls, bro. You ain't kicking him over.


Pffft, that was special effects. You really expect me to believe a glass pitcher filled with sugar water can break through walls?

I mean look at his skinny legs.



Plus he's wearing Jorts like a Florida fan.
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 5:42 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:42 pm to
Maybe, but he’s stocky
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