re: Stupid things you did as a kid/adult

Riding fourwheelers on Thompson Creek at night hauling arse about 40 mph couldn't see anything. Hit a tree sticking straight out at an angle. Tree went all the way through he front end and out of the plastic on the front fender. I flew off so hard and fast my legs broke the handlebars completely off the fourwheeler. My crotch took the gas cap off.

About 10 years old my Mom asked me to burn some trash and old plastic flower pots she had. I remember that plastic being melted in a puddle on the ground so I took a stick and was playing with it. Picked the stick straight up in the air and melted plastic fell on my arm and burned the hell out of me.

I was standing on the treadmill at about 8-9 years old and my younger brother walked up and turned the dial all the way up. It slung me backwards against the wall and I got my bare leg pinned under that tread mill going full speed. Peeled the skin off my leg.

At Lake Mary for fourth of July. Went to back boat down by myself. Had boat tied to the trailer but was an old ratty rope. Boat slid off broke the rope and floated out into the lake. I had to swim out and get the boat. There was 50 people at the boat ramp waiting because it was the fourth of July all laughing their asses off.

Hadn't been driving long. Took my 98 chevy out to the creek with a buddy (trespassing) and drank some beer on the creek. Heading back in the pitch dark I was driving along the edge of a cliff that was about a 50 foot drop to the creek below. Front right tire slid down off the edge because of some sand. Couldn't figure out what to do so we took all our valuables out of the truck, called a buddy to bring his Dad's tractor and yanked the truck in the opposite direction. It was a miracle it didn't fall off. Looking back on it it would have taken the truck, my buddy's Dad's tractor, and him with it.