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Maybe it was bird poo?...GA So QB charges dropped

Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:59 am
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5248 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 6:59 am
Crazy kids and their bird poo addictions.

Looks like we may play their starting QB after all.

LINK

Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:00 am to
Don’t matter. This train is rolling
Posted by thunderbird1100
GSU Eagles fan
Member since Oct 2007
71602 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:02 am to
Saw this coming, from a legal perspective unless the cop caught him throwing it out, there's no way they could prove it was theirs if it was on the outside of the car.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42107 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:05 am to
Hope he doesn't Quincy Carter us
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115647 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:10 am to
quote:

from a legal perspective unless the cop caught him throwing it out, there's no way they could prove it was theirs if it was on the outside of the car.



From a legal perspective, the substance they found did not test positive for being a drug. Just an overzealous cop
Posted by thunderbird1100
GSU Eagles fan
Member since Oct 2007
71602 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:11 am to
quote:

From a legal perspective, the substance they found did not test positive for being a drug. Just an overzealous cop



Literally from the article:

quote:

Authorities at the time noticed a white substance on the hood of his vehicle and two tests of the substance came back positive for cocaine.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115647 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:13 am to
LINK

From departments own mouth “it was not cocaine”
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 7:14 am
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
13297 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:17 am to
ULM stomped Georgia Southern's arse last season 44-25...ULM ffs. I don't give a damn if the guy plays or not. We should pile drive those frickers.
Posted by thunderbird1100
GSU Eagles fan
Member since Oct 2007
71602 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:17 am to
Well geez nice reporting Fox news, miss the small details a bit
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115647 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:18 am to
The world we live in
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12292 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:37 am to
I think I've cracked the case: some wacky bird got into someone else's coke stash and took took a s*** on his car... nothing to see here
Posted by crkelly91
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1528 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:38 am to
The department later came out and said it wasn’t cocaine. I hate when ppl can’t admit when cops are just being assholes.
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 7:39 am
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
7731 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:47 am to
Maybe the bird was a coke addict?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41573 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 7:56 am to
Anyone arrest the bird? Was it a seagull or a crow?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:14 am to
Home cooking
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13582 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:27 am to
Anyone arrest the bird? Was it a seagull or a crow?

—Snowbird
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:51 am to
Cocaine residue on the outside of a car is so absurd.

Reads like an Onion article.

“Cop Unsure if Smudge on Car Hood is Cocaine or Bird Feces Arrests Man Anyway”
This post was edited on 8/9/19 at 8:53 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108806 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:52 am to
They have to fire that piece of shite cop
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:54 am to
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They have to fire that piece of shite cop


For real.

There will forever be news articles on the internet saying this guy was arrested for cocaine. That blows.
Posted by classicgold
bfe
Member since Feb 2017
6584 posts
Posted on 8/9/19 at 8:56 am to
I’d like to think that this dumbass cop put his finger on the bird shite, rubbed his fingers together, and put it on his tongue. “Oh yea, that’s definitely cocaine. Sir I’m gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.”
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