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This country is in the shitter and everyone is going to have to choose a position soon

Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:15 pm
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2494 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:15 pm
Make your position known























Upvote for standing wipers

Downvote for sitting wipers
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35755 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

standing wipers


Dafuq?
This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 6:16 pm
Posted by Knownothing
Member since Jul 2019
155 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:16 pm to
Standing and by God proud of it.
Posted by Knownothing
Member since Jul 2019
155 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Dafuq?


Here is the issue. Standers know about sitters but sitters never can imagine standers exist.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53042 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Here is the issue. Standers know about sitters but sitters never can imagine standers exist.

I tried to convert but it's just an inferior technique
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
I don't have to wipe. Nor sit. Ever.

I'm a dumper. Out of the bag dumper.
Posted by xiv
Parody. #AdminsRule
Member since Feb 2004
39508 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
Standing because I also use a baby wipe, and if I use the baby wipe while sitting, I might accidentally flush it, which is bad.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
I don’t even stand to pee. No way I’m gonna stand up to wipe my arse.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85366 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
What type of retard stands to wipe?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37682 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Standing because I also use a baby wipe, and if I use the baby wipe while sitting, I might accidentally flush it, which is bad.


So..... you throw your shite wipe in the trash?
Posted by frankthetank
Member since Oct 2007
2494 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

What type of retard stands to wipe?


You sound like an elitist who probably uses a bidet.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:22 pm to


Bidet all the way
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53042 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

What type of retard stands to wipe?

Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:23 pm to
There isn't an arrow for doggie.
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64899 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

So..... you throw your shite wipe in the trash?


He's still trying to figure a way out of that one.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3226 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:25 pm to
I find the combo works best personally

when my maid isn't around to wipe for me that is
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Make your position known

Okay. You're a shitty poster.
This post was edited on 8/5/19 at 6:31 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133167 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:34 pm to
I’m a leaner. A full stander can’t be trusted. What kind of madman does that. Sounds like a communist plot
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 8/5/19 at 6:35 pm to
The country is doing great. We just have a shitty media and assholes on Twitter stirring shite constantly.
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