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re: What is the song "stroking" really about?

Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:

If “The Freeze” is trashy, then I don’t want to be classy




This.

When I hear Ol Ronnie Milsap it's frickin on.
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Kellen Winslow

Dammit Dwight, that’s my joke.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

When I hear Ol Ronnie Milsap it's frickin on.



This is the one thing that unites all Louisianans, both north and south.

Play the freeze and immediately there will be men and women, boys and girls lining up.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124944 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:19 am to
quote:

This song, along with "The Freeze", is played at EVERY trashy wedding in South Louisiana



Strokin is a national treasure



I also think this song deserves more play

Rock that man in the boat
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:21 am to
Here’s a question...how could a woman tempt Ronnie Milsap “with her eyes” since he is blind?



And how does the rest of the world not like the Freeze? That song is gold.


Back when I used to listen to the radio, that song came on one evening and I was compelled to pull over and start dancing on the side of the road
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61496 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:24 am to
Hes either a proficient swimmer or pulling a Kellen Winslow.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:26 am to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:33 am to
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36836 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

This song, along with "The Freeze", is played at EVERY trashy wedding in South Louisiana




Don’t forget the wobble bruh
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:44 am to
What's Back Door Santa about?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:47 am to
What is "My Ding a Ling" abuot?

When I was a little biddy boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hangin' on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!
Then momma took me to Sunday school,
They tried to teach me the golden rule.
Ev'rytime the choir would sing,
I'd take out my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
And then momma took me to Grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibule.
Ev'ry time that bell would ring,
Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
Once I was climbin' the garden wall,
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
I remember the girl next door,
We used to play house on the kitchen floor.
She'd be the queen, I'd be the king,
And I let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
Once I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing,
With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
The girl downstairs, she's a big and bold,
Grandma warned me, she's too old.
She used to take me swingin' in a schoolyard swing,
Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling!
Oh, my ding-a-ling...
This here song it ain't so sad,
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling!
Oh, your ding-a-ling, oh, your ding-a-ling,
We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling!
Well, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing,
I want to play with my ding-a-ling!
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling,
I want to play with my ding-a-ling!
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7882 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:18 am to
And you forgot the most important one:

the Electric Slide
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7882 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:25 am to
quote:


Don’t forget the wobble bruh


Nah man. Just nah. Nobody plays that shite at Louisiana weddings. I believe You'll get your arse beat just requesting it.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30769 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:41 am to
quote:

The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo!
Posted by KurtRussell
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2013
269 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
This line always cracks me up for some reason.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
67051 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 12:12 pm to
Hey Ryno,

Happy Friday.
You're a shitty poster.
Have a downvote.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6880 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:19 pm to
Go get some pussy bruh
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114217 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

When I start makin' love I
don't just make love
I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you somethin' What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said: '
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin''

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west And I…


It really doesn't get any more clearer.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66622 posts
Posted on 6/14/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

more clearer
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