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Police: Woman broke into home, petted family dog, washed dishes and left (Meth Edition)
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:01 pm

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An Ohio woman was acting "very strange" when she broke into a family's home this week, according to authorities.
The woman, identified as Cheyenne Ewig, allegedly entered the home in Hamden, Ohio, through the back door Monday morning.
She then sat down on a couch and began to pet the family's dog before getting up to wash the dishes, the Vinton County Sheriff's Office said in a statement.
The homeowner called police to report the break-in and noted that the woman was acting very strange before she fled the residence.
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Later that day, the sheriff's office said it received another report about a woman, who matched Ewig's description, knocking on doors in the same neighborhood.
Deputies later arrested Ewig and said she appeared to be under the influence of narcotics. Ewig also told authorities that she hadn't slept in two days.
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This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:02 pm to Tigerbait357
Faces of meth: Hamden, Ohio edition.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:03 pm to Tigerbait357
That Krokodil is stronk stuffs.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:04 pm to Tigerbait357
she looks like the type that you go home with from the bar thinking you scored a 7.5 and wake up to a 1.5
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:04 pm to LSUBoo
if meth makes a person do household chores... I need to find some people on meth... this could be advantageous to me
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:05 pm to Tigerbait357
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She then sat down on a couch and began to pet the family's dog before getting up to wash the dishes
I hope she washed her hands before doing the dishes.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:07 pm to Tigerbait357



This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:15 pm to Chad504boy
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she looks like the type that you go home with from the bar thinking you scored a 7.5 and wake up to a 1.5

Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:17 pm to LSUBoo
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Hamden, Ohio edition.
Ohio is the Florida of the North
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:19 pm to Chad504boy
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she looks like the type that you go home with from the bar
and choose to frick the dog instead.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:22 pm to Tigerbait357
Upon reading the title, I was going to have the same response as others "I wish someone would break in my house every night to wash dishes", but that bitch is nasty and I don't want her touching anything I will be eating off of.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:37 pm to Mahootney
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That Krokodil is stronk stuffs.
That stuff is scary as shite. Literally eats your flesh.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 2:58 pm to Tigerbait357
Contact info to teach my son re dishes?
Posted on 5/10/19 at 3:03 pm to Tigerbait357
Is she taking reservations?
Posted on 5/10/19 at 3:06 pm to Chad504boy
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she looks like the type that you go home with from the bar thinking you scored a 7.5 and wake up to a 1.5
Even with pro-level makeup this meth-head wouldn't be more than a 6. With the makeup, face is a 5, but she gets a bonus point for being supermodel thin with thigh gap for miles.
Waking up to those sores would be a nightmare. Plus there wouldn't be enough bleach left over from washing my peen to wash my eyes.
Junkies and addicts are the worst.
This post was edited on 5/10/19 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 5/10/19 at 3:50 pm to Tigerbait357
An LSU serial snuggler copy cat 15 years later? That's crazy.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 5:05 pm to Tigerbait357
I have a scene in my head of a woman, who used to have a happy life as a housewife, but things went south somewhere along the way, and now she is addicted to meth. And in a nostalgic, methed-out episode, she breaks into a quaint house, but not to take anything. Sobbing, she chills on the couch, pets the family pup, and does a few house chores, like old times. Pretty fricking sad actually.
Posted on 5/10/19 at 5:11 pm to Tigerbait357
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An Ohio woman was acting "very strange" when she broke into a family's home this week, according to authorities.
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She then sat down on a couch and began to pet the family's dog before getting up to wash the dishes
Pet the dog
Washed the dishes
WTF is strange about that?
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